Seokjin: *starts bawling and crying* OH MY GOD! ITS ALMOST AS BEAUTIFUL AS ME! AND SHES GOING TO TAKE MY PLACE AS THE PRINCESS! WAAAHHH!!
Yoongi: *mostly sleeps but wakes up just in time* Oh shit it's happening now? Okay y/n, hwaighting! Keep pushing-oh my. *sees baby* Aw let's name it Jihoon! (The story of how Woozi was born)
Hoseok: Keep pushing jagiya, it's oka-WHAT THE HELL THERE IS A HEAD STICKING OUT OF HER!
Namjoon: *tries to help the baby out* Aw it's a little Baby Monster!! (ノ・ω・)ノ
Jimin: *suspiciously looks at doctor* Why are you so close to her entrance........I don't like it(つд｀)
Taehyung: Whatever it looks like, I'm sure it will be beautiful *baby comes out* Tf it looks like a buttered potato.
Jungkook: So when will it come out your belly button? （⌒_⌒）
You: .....you mean my vagina?
Jungkook: Hm? *sees the baby coming out* Oh so that's how it works...*faints*
I made this because im in the waiting room at the hospital literally rn
My little sister finna be born
But im tired af because I've been here for thirteen hours now
-author-nim
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Fanfictionhere's a tip; don't read the beginning chapters, cause i used to be a kboo
