BTS

BTS at the dinner table

Not Today or Spring day? (i love spring day sm)

Seokjin: PUT IT DOWN

Jimin: *places knife back down on table*

Namjoon: We seriously need to get this kid some help

Jimin: Fight me

Seokjin: Don't even start, let's just start eating already

Jungkook: FINALLY

Taehyung: Yoongi pass the bread

Yoongi: *throws bread at Taehyung*

Taehyung: I'm not a duck you spoon

Yoongi: And I'm not a servant

Jimin: So I pulled a muscle today

Namjoon: And did I ask-

Seokjin: *death glare*

Namjoon: I-I mean are you okay?

Jimin: Kind of, I was trying to show off in front y/n and I lifted a weight that was about 145 pounds

Hoseok: ARE YOU DUMB?!*dies of laughter*

Jungkook: No one impresses y/n more than me🤗

Taehyung: Shut up, when you stubbed your toe and she looked away you started bawling

Jungkook: Yeah well at least I don't squeeze the shit out of her when I hug her

Hoseok: But girls love that, I would know *stuffs mouth with chicken*

Namjoon: Speaking of y/n, she's coming over in a few minutes

Seokjin: Oh great, she can see what a fucked up family this is

Yoongi: Tch, we aren't that bad *pulls out vodka*

Taehyung: *makes a drawing with his sauce and chicken*

Hoseok: *throws lettuce at Namjoon*

Seokjin: Oh yeah we're like the best family you're right🙄

Jimin: Stop touching me

Jungkook: I'm not touching you *kicks his thigh*

Jimin: *blushes* stop it

Jungkook: *kicks thigh again*

Jimin: STAHP

Jungkook: IM NOT DOING ANYTHING

Taehyung: God help us

Jungkook: *pinches his thigh*

Jimin: *sigh*

Jungkook: I can't help it

Namjoon: Well you should try harder

Jimin: *pushed Jungkook off his chair*

Jungkook: *tackles Jimin* YOURE GOING TO REGRET THAT

Jimin: NEVER *pulls his hair*

Hoseok: Yah! Chill guys!

Yoongi: Aishh let them be *gulps vodka*

Seokjin: I didn't sign up for this *tries to pull them apart*

Taehyung: Take their chicken!

Namjoon: Let me have it, I'm older

Taehyung: IT WAS MY IDEA

Namjoon: *smacks Taehyung's hand from chicken*

Taehyung: AAHHHHHH *pulls Namjoon to the floor*

Yoongi: *starts to get drunk* There is a million of girls worshipping us and I'm not allowed to sleep with at least one

Taehyung: They don't want to sleep with you

Yoongi: Have you seen those smut book thingies, they want us guys and I AM READY

Hoseok: Yoongi don't start *grabs bottle*

Yoongi: minsugageniusjjangjjangbboongbboong

Jimin: *starts to get strangled*

Seokjin: YAH THATS MY JOB *throws Jungkook off*

Jimin: *wheezes*

Seokjin: JIMIN YOU ARE BREATHING ON ME

Jimin: F-fuck you

Yoongi: Hobi, have a feel of my tongue techonology *starts chasing him with his tongue flapping*

Hoseok: aahAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAA GO AWAY

Namjoon: Taehyung I'm about to throw hands get off the chicken

Taehyung: YOU NEVER ANSWERED THE PHONE 

Namjoon: IT WAS JUST FOR THE TRILOGY STORY LET IT GO

You: Hey guys I-

Jungkook: *knocked out on the floor*

Jimin: *catching his breath*

Seokjin: *yelling at jimin*

Namjoon: *boutta throw hands*

Taehyung: *boutta catch some hands*

Yoongi: *slips under his feet*

Hoseok: *hides under chair from yoongi*

Seokjin: Oh hey y/n, want to join-

You: I'm okay *leaves*

Yoongi: Guys y/n is going to be here any minute help me up

Sorry these updates ain't coming faster

-author-nim