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A/N - double update! Boom!

I arrive home after a fairly short day at work. Saturdays are never long. Always 10:30am-1:30pm.

I pull out the piece of paper with Patrick's Kik name and read it for the first time.

StumpNotTrump

Seriously, Patrick? Seriously?

I roll my eyes and go to make a group chat with Patrick and Pete, making sure I add the second 'i' this time.

HurleyXVX added Wackoboii and StumpNotTrump to a group chat

HurleyXVX- What's up, my peeps?

Wackoboii- you finally got it, vegan!

StumpNotTrump- hi guys

HurleyXVX- actually, Pete, I got it yesterday. Fight me.

Wackoboii- righto! Square tf bitch

StumpNotTrump- violence is never the answer!

WentzVsHurley- fuck off, Trump!

StumpNotTrump- rUDE!

HurleyXVX- Pete, change your name

FightMeHurley- better?

HurleyXVX- I s2g Pete

StumpNotTrump- GUYS STAHP!

WentzWillWin- prepare to get your tiny little bitch ass beat, vegan “('(エ)´)ノ

HurleyXVX- PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ III I WILL FUCKING END YOU AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE A BLOODY ACCIDENT!

StumpNotTrump has left the group

WentzWillWin- Patrick left ಥ⌣ಥ

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