Kik 》 Trohley AU

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I wake at 9:00am to my stupid bitch arse alarm screaming at me. I stumble out of bed, and make my way down to the kitchen.

"Fuck, I'm tired." I mutter to myself.

I make myself some pretty good vegan waffles, and eat them in no hurry. I put some sugar on them to make them taste sweeter, and a little less plainer.

I then make my way back upstairs, and lay back down on bed. I let out a sigh, trying to figure out what to do with my Saturday.

Then I remember. . .

Joe and I have our first lunch date today! Ahhh, fuck! I'm so excited!

I jump off my bed like a cat that has just been scared by a firework, and decide what to wear. I didn't want to seem too desperate, so I wore black jeans, and a white Gym Jones shirt.

Then, I run downstairs and go into the bathroom. I put on some deodorant, brush my teeth and style my hair.

I walk back and look into the full sized mirror I have.

Damn! I look good!

I check the time, and see that it's time for me to head to my work for Joe to pick me up.

As I drive, I start to think of all the possible ways I could completely fuck up this date.

What if I say something that offends him? What if I spill a drink on him? What if I cough all over him? What if I fart or do something like that?

I dismiss the thoughts as I arrive at my workplace. I sit in the car, playing my phone as I see Joe get out of his car in the corner of my eye.

I get out, and Joe greets me with a big smile. He walks up to me, and gives me a hug, as we walk to his car.

"Hey, Hurley," Joe smiles.

"Hey, Wacko," I giggle.

We enter the car, as I direct Joe how to get to the resteraunt. After a few turns, stop signs, and traffic lights, we arrive at our lunch location.

We walk in, and order straight away. I order my usual; a slice of roasted tofurkey and a side of salad. Joe then orders after me. He settles for the special; beef lasagne and chips.

We walk over to a vacant table, and take a seat each.

"So, tell me about yourself," Joe smiles.

"Well," I start. "My names Andy Hurley, I'm a straightedge vegan, I love cross fit, obviously I love tattoos, I'm gay, and yeah."

"Well, Andy," Joe smirks. "I'm Jospeh Trohman, I'm a Jew, I'm not a straightedge vegan. I don't mind a beer and a joint, and I love meat. I've never done cross fit. I too, love tattoos, so there's one common factor. And I too, am gay, so there's another common factor. I also find you very attractive, and would love to be your boyfriend if the chance was given to me,"

"Well, Jospeh, I'd quite like that too. Even if you're completely opposite to me, I think you're an amazing guy, and I fancy you quite a bit," I blush.

Joe also blushes, as he looks down, then back up at me.

"So, will you, Andy Hurley, do me the honors in being my boyfriend?" Joe aks.

"It'd be my absolute pleasure," I smile.

Joe gets up, and places a delicate kiss on my lips. My heart explodes at this.

After finally convincing Joe to at least let me pay the tip, we walk out of the resteraunt hand in hand.