No Ordinary Dog

Chapter 4

3:30 pm

I wait for the dinner guests to arrive. They should be arriving around now. Where are they?

Whilst my boss is out for a while, I've organised a garden party with my friends. What Caroline doesn't know won't hurt here.

Caroline is so naive. I can't believe she really thought I cared. The only thing I care about is the cheque at the end of the month. Gulable.

Well, the only problem is those kids. They are children of the devil, I swear. They're just so irritating. Everywhere they go there's just trouble. They drive me insane. Why can't they just accept their doom! Luckly for me, I'm the one in control. I can do whatever I like to them. I can shout at them, smack them, give them any kind of abuse I like and nothing happens except hearing their crys.

Serves them right, the devils.

Seriously though, where are the guests.

I hear a clang coming from the shed. What the hell?!

I may as well check it out.

As I creep up to the shed, I hear more shuffling. And then...

..."AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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30 minutes ago...

"Laura, have you got the water pistels loaded?"

"Check!"

"Bailey, have you got the chair and rope?"

"Uhuh."

"Gggrrrrrrrrr." Oops, I mean : "The rest of you, are you prepared to scare the shit outta someone?"

"Hell Yeahh!!!" they scream, I mean, barked. Dogs. So over enthusiastic about everything.

"Now whose ready to party?!"

"WE ARE!!!" Huh. I guess it's not just the dogs.

We called all the guests to Dolores' Garden Party to say it was cancelled and they bought it. I can't believe they believed a dog. One of the upsides to talking, I guess.

It is almost 3:30 pm, so we get into our positions, preparing for attack.

To scare her, we're gonna-

Sorry, but she's coming. You'll see.

"Three, two, one...ATTACK!"

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Dolores fainted earlier. Perfect.

"Is she tied up good?"

"Yeah, it's pretty tight. Shouldn't be able to get out of that unless it's done by me."

"Thanks Bailey. Good. Now remember the plan? Laura?"

"The plan is to pretend we are gonna torture her for the evil things she's done, and then let her free at the last minute whilst being chased by dogs and soaked by the water pistols. She ring mum, insisting we tried to torture her whilst we clear our things Then, when mum arrives home, she'll find everything cleared up and become pissed with Dolores."

See? I told ya, didn't I? You're Welcome!

"Yes, precisely. Shh now. I think she's waking up."

Dolores stirs and slowy opens her eyes. Then gives Laura and Bailey a livid expression that tells them they are in big trouble. No, HUGE actually.

"You..."

"Yes Nanny Dolores?"

"You dar-"

"Dare what? You're tied up to a chair whilst being locked in a shed. You can't escape your fate."

"What are you gonna do. Kill me?" She laughs. Oh the expression she'll have.

"Worse." Came Bailey's reply.

Dolores' face fell. She has this look on her face, like a mix between confusion and fear. Probably confused as to what's going on, but in fear of knowing. Ha!

"What do you mean?" She asks expectantly.

"Do you wanna find out?" Nice comeback Laura.

"I...I. Uh? J-just let me go!"

"Why should we. We wanna get you back for what you've done to us. I want our revenge to be sweet, don't you agree Laura?"

Of course Bailey! I have always wanted to do things to Dolores. Bad things."

"You wouldn't?"

"Oh, but we would. Dogs, charge."

We atch her struggle in the ropes as the dogs edge towards her. I told them that 'charge' was the key word. Her expression becomes more frighted by the second. She doesn't say anything. Just scworms there like a fly trapped o a spiders web. Caught in its trap.

"Bailey, they are almost at her. It's time to realese the ropes."

"Okay. I'm going in."

Bailey creeps up behind the chair, ninja style, and careful unties the ropes.

When they're undone Dolores runs screaming as the dogs chase her. She is a fox running from a group of hunters. Accept she'll only be scared out of her mind. And fired if we're lucky. 

"Her face!"

"She was so creeped out. She'll be scared for life!"

"No shit Sherlock."

"Maybe she'll stop acting like such a-"

"What's going on?"

Someone is standing at the door, her designer boots tapping a constant rhythm on the concrete path. Splashes of colour covering her body and face caked in make-up stands the person where the voice came from.

Nicole.

Uh oh. There's a lot of explaining to do.

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Heyo! 

Did you enjoy all that awesome action? Yeah? Huh?

No. *cough*'rude'*cough* Who said that? (sniggers to self thinking fooled others.)

Sorry about that. Just kinda depressed. SooooooSorry for the late update. I've just got back to school and all. I've just been really busy. I went on an Expedition this weekend for DofE as well, and now my shoulders are aching. Urgh! So frustrating. *rolls eyes* It's, like, 7am where I am right now. Soooo early!

Anyway, thanks for the reads so far. It's like OMG 100 READS!!! I'm like, totally freaking out here because this is AMAZING! Super doper trés chic fantasique fabby dabby doo daa!!!

Soz. Just got a bit carried away, being excited and all.

This chapter is dedicated to cheekyzmonkey1314 because she is an awesome freunden of mine who is currently writing Feeling Blue. Just give it a try, ya know, check it out, add to your reading lists etc...

Oh, and for the question, What is the funniest prank you've done? Plz. answer in the comments below.

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Added a pic of Dolores. It's not too accurate, but it was the best I could find.