"do i want my bulldinkie sandwitch? UH DUHHHHHHHH
taleeb sighed as her favorite customer roxy ordered yet again her favorite sandwitch, the bulldinkie.
next door, her husband vahb yelled at his employees
moncia, SUSAN, U GUYS CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT JESUS CHRI ST
did someone say jesus , amren said sticking his head thru the open window, and handing vahb a pamphlet.
GO AWAY AMREN I ALREADY SIGNED THE RESTRAINING ORDER
it was yet another beetiful day at Cool Beans coffee shop and cunthia was changing the fruits in the fruit water dispenser
this time it was cantaloupes mmmm
a troubled journalist by the name of Edard sat on the table and opened his mac computer and his apple iwatch and his iphone and his second mac computer "i love macs he said.
i love macs too vahb said sticking his head out from the employees break room
i love macs three RN roared coming for his usual gig at 12 pm with his trusty guitar that he named dorothy
RN ur playing soon ok, vahb ejaculated. ok babycakes RN said
meanwhile moncia and susan tried 2 clean up the plates they dropped and tried to bend over extra so their booties would look pleasing to master vahb so he wud give them a raise and let them stop sleeping in the pantry
but vahb was busy
move faster bitches he cried
RN began to set up dorothy and the mic so he could start his preformince
when suddenly a dark figure came in. he had a giant laptop with 50 stickers on it and transition lenses and was holding a blue slip to get past ara the security guard
edard turned and gasped sworn enemy he senses
the dark figure aka ALEPPO sat on the opposite side of the room and started typing. no wait he rubbed his hands together weirdly for 10 minutes then began typing
i wonder wat hes writing about edard wondered and then took a sip out of his double chai latte with foam and chocolate swirls
the door opened once more and two guys in snazzy suits with cigars in their mouths came in
hey dani boi, one of them said, get me a double chai latte with foam and a chocolate swirl but tell them to hold the chai
okay aleczki, dani boi said and strutted his way to the counter where moncia was still bent over
aleczki took a seat write in front of the stage where RN and dorothy were setting up and took a woof out of his cigar
NO SMOKING IN MY SHOP vahb whispered
dani boi came back with the double chai latte with foam and a chocolate swirl and gave it to aleczki
thx bby
no prob bby dani replied and snuck into the employee break room where only vahb was sitting
the door closed and a lock clicked and that was that
aleczki noticed aleppo sitting and stared at him intently
hey boss, aleczki said talking into a plastic walkie talkie, i see the target, should i call in the muscle
**not yet*** a sexy voice boomed thrugh the walkie talkie, **he is not ripe yet**
ok
OK EVERY1 i will now start RN announced, positioning dorothy.
i will start with a bit of slam poetry he ejaculated
he began to poetize:
nega che chalaga, nega che chalaga,
double chai latte with extra foam and a chocolate swirl,
i see your face in the bubbles in my bath tub
im gonna turn it into a bath bomb
i cried i cried i cried i cried i cried
everyone snapped enthusiastically
NOw i will begin my musical stylings RN croaked:
he began to strum on dorothys luscious strings and began to sing
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk aloneI walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
And I'm the only one and I walk aloneI walk alone
I walk alone
I walk alone
I walk a...My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk aloneAh-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aaah-ah,
Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ahI'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk aloneRead between the lines
Of what's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk aloneI walk alone
I walk... full lyrics on Google Play
YOU ARE READING
White Stuff INC.
HorrorAt the fabled Cool Beans Coffee Shop owned by the mysterious Vahb and his wife Taleeb, trouble begins to brew as outside sources begin to penetrate the safe haven they once knew, as journalists Edard and Aleppo struggle to get the inside scoop, as t...