RN finished his last strumz on dorothy and waited for applause
there was none
beware the knight in shining armor roxy whispered uhuhuhuhuhu
monica threw a plastic cup at RN from behind the counter
AGH u bitch RN roared u better not miss band practice today
fuk u monica whimpered
GUYS shusan roared THE SHIPMENTS ARE HERE
the door to the employee break room suddenly opened and vahb sprinted out. dani boi was mysteriously gone and the mysterious window was mysteriously opened.
there was a mysterious hole in the wall that someone seemed 2 be peeping thru
EVERYONE SHUT UP vahb soared sprinting out the back dooor. he saw the sexy truck driver ristina
did someone order 5540 pounds of cantaloupes ristina said holding a clipboard
Tha was me vahb said and let ristina lug all the boxes into the pantry where moncia and shusan slept.. they cried
where will we sleep now vahb, the pantry is full and ariana already took the terrarium
worry not vahb ejaculated u can sleep in MY APARTMENT
-AT VAHBS APARTMENT-
here he said opening a cupboard under his sink, nice and cosy
thank u master vahb ur so generous and yellow haired shusan cried in glee
yea fangz asswhole
ho ho ho dont forget to take pictures for yearbook ladies vahb said and went back downstairs to the coffee shop
-AT TALEEB SALAMIS DELI HUT-
maybe i should invest in a fruit water machine also taleeb wondered in wonderment. at least you have a fridge edard cried and then teleported away
roxy was back for another sandwitch
"REAGANOMICS ."
- BACK AT COOL BEANS COFFEE SHOP -
ristina and aleczki were having a secretive conversation using only morse code....
ristina: .....___.---
aleczki: --...___...
ristina: -----.__...._--
ALECZKI dani boi ejaculated, the boss is callin me on the walkie
oh shit aleczki cried and then turned 2 ristina . "keep ur cover of a truck driver, we r gonna need u to do a favor"
ristina winked and said something in morse code ---____---...
aleczki cried
meanwhile RN was gonna go back to his house on the subway, as he left he saw vayk sleeping on the bench outside the coffee shop
hes been there for 2 years sweet angel taleeb said RN ignored her and went home
taleeb had bigger business. she had a husband to beat some sense into.
-IN THE NEW YORK UNDERGROUND SEWER SYSTEM-
hey bosssss aleczki said we r backkkkk
and we brought u a double chai latte with extra foam and a chocolate squirrellllll dani boi said
did somone say double chai????? a gorgeous woman appeared. i asked for no chai
ALOE! they ejaculated
now down to business aloe said narrowing her beautiful eyes, aleczki bring in the muscle
yes mistress aleczki said, bringing Akarak to aloes presence
"FOR PETES SAKE"
-BACK AT COOL BEANS-
cunthia changed the fruit in the fruit water dispenser to watermelons
-AT VAHBS APARTMENT-
vahb and taleeb r having an argument, not knowing moncia and shusan are sitting in the cupboard listening
VAHB U MAN WHORE U HAVE BEEN CHEATING ON ME
u cant prove anything taleeb, i only have two loves: you and mac products
LIES taleeb screeched. IM LEAVING
whAT vahb ejaculated. i OWN the coffee shop?
yeah shure u do, but i own the deli hut you sloot
fuck
beware the knight in shining armor, taleeb said, remembering wise words once said to her by a trusted individual, a single tear slipping from her eye
she opened the window and jumped out
i need to fix this vahb whimpered
WE CAN HELP moniqa and shusan burst out from the cupboard
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH u better have done the yearbook pictures fimis coming tomorrow AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH also i lost the disk AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
at that same time dani boi came in from the same window
hey babe ready 2 grind
-AT RN'S HOUSE ON THE SUBWAY-
he began to strum a song of love and devotion
This one is for the boys with the boomin' system,
Top down, AC, with the coolin' system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might got a deal
He pop bottles, and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthafuckin' trip, trip, sailor of the ship, shipWhen he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' fo'
And yes, you'll get slapped if you're lookin', ho
I said, "Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my, you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy, and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh!"
Yes, I... full lyrics on Google Play
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White Stuff INC.
رعبAt the fabled Cool Beans Coffee Shop owned by the mysterious Vahb and his wife Taleeb, trouble begins to brew as outside sources begin to penetrate the safe haven they once knew, as journalists Edard and Aleppo struggle to get the inside scoop, as t...
