White Stuff INC.

Chapter 3: But It's Only Me and I Walk Alone

thus the search for prince's murderer was on and every2 wanted to findo ut who his ruthless killer was and why they had such a bad taste in music

ristina went to in n out

and she saw taleeb

WAIT ristina said... taleeb why arent u at the deli hut

............i took a break........ taleeb beeped but it didnt beep like taleeb usually beeped

ok

bleep

-AT THE PENTAGON IN WHICH ALEPPO LIVES-

edard was no longer by his window.... aleppo cried......... then he took a bite out of his munn vs illinois but there werent enough pickles........ he cried again

i wonder what the mafias doing right about now he thought

-AT THE NEW YORK UNDERGROUND SEWER IN WHICH THE MAFIA LIVED-

im back hot stuffs aloe said to her servants COUGH colleagues

ur back dani boi said yay and alecski asked "hoe was akarak??'

dont ask aloe said also i have no idea where he went

WHAT

its ok madam i already recieved news from eagle one... the white stuff truck should be at its destination soon

okay perfect aloe said and rolled away

but dani boi.... aleczki said after she had rolled away..... thats a lie.. didnt ristina crash the white stuff truck into princes body?

sssssh its ok dani boi said dont worry b happy

ok then

-ON THE 101 FREEWAY-

RN was hoverboarding home from his Y0UNG MEN'S SHAKESPEARE S0CIETY MEETING when he came upon a hideous sight.... PRINCE WAS DEAD and on the freeway

oh thou,,,, he said,,, he felt a poem coming on:

What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep.We know what we are, but know not what we may be.Better three hours too soon than a minute too late... full poem on Google Play

thou,,, he began to sob onto princes corpse,,,, thou prince repeated,, RN SCREAMED

remember wat i said,, prince wheezed,,, follow ur dreams,,, shining bright like a sparkling drachma,,, a tear from RNs eyesocket slipped down his face onto princes face... and then prince died for real

that was fun RN said and then went to his band club meeting

-AT COOL BEANS IN WHICH VAHB HAD ILLEGAL AFFAIRS IN-

ok thanks carla same time next week,,, vahb said

ya sure ok carla said,, but can u not cry next time

vahb started crying "ok fine"

meanwhile cunthia changed the fruit in the dispenser to lemon and mint

CUNTHIA I TOLD U TO PUT ONLY ONE TYPE OF THING INTO THE DISPENSER WE ARE IN A RECESSION

cunthias eyes narrowed and she slithered into the staff room without a word

hey master vahb!! shusan said.., who was that lady that just left

oh that was carla my mistress

VAHB! shusan cried, doinking him with a rolled up newspaper like this: DOINK