White Stuff INC.

Chapter Two: Don't Know Where It Goes

thus taleeb had left vahb and continued to run her deli: taleeb salami's deli hut

but a new foe was in town

WHAT taleeb murmured WHAT IS THIS

a new sign was being put on the store right across the street "Deli Lovato"

ANOTHER DELI SHOP? TO COMPETE WITH ME?

-IN EDARDS TWISTED MIND-

edard the journalist was getting sick of coffee.. . he wanted a sammich

so he put his two mac laptops in his fanny pack and made his way down to taleeb salamis deli hut where he ordered the "gibbons vs ogden supreme"

-AT COOL BEANS-

cunthia changed the fruit in the fruit water dispenser to orange slices

-IN THE NEW YORK UNDERGROUND SEWERS-

aloe was examining her hitman

much strong,, aleczksii said and dani boi nodded

ya shure but can he kill

/oh/ he can kill dani boi said tapping akarak on the shoulder

akarak said FOR ST PETE and kicked dani boi in the balls

ow dani boi boomed tears slipping out of his eyes in pain and agony

ok hes ready aloe hypothesized ... time to test him out first.

-AT VAHBS APARTMENT-

okay ladies vahb boomed HOW WILL U HELP ME GET MY SWEET SPOUSE BACK

if we help u can we stop sleeping in the cupboard under ur sink shusan cried

maybe if ur lucky ;) vahb said with a winking emoji

but master vahb1! shusan ascertained, y do u want her back????????????????/

i dont wanna pay alimony duh

shusan roared WAIT U HAVE A CHILDREN?

.....yes........ his name is ronaldo

DUN DUN HDUNDUN HUN

-AT EDARDS APARTMENT IN TRUMP TOWER-

he wuz writing furiously on his mac computer with one hand and eating his "gibbons vs ogden supreme" with the other

-AT ALEPPOS APARTMENT IN THE PENTAGON-

he saw edard eating a gibbons vs ogden supreme sub.. pSHt he thought.... the munn vs illinois sandwitch was clearly the best

anyway he began writing his exposee on the mafia

-AT EDARDS APARTMENT IN TRUMP TOWER-

he saw aleppo typing. . . and took another bite out of his gibbons vs ogden supreme

-AT COOL BEANS-

ristina was still planted outside the back door... but she was standing outside her truck with a fake moustache and a farmers tan

moncia was coming outside to take another box of cantaloupes inside

when SUDDENLY \

a sexy man appeared

he was wearing SUNGLASSES and a BATH ROBE and holding a HAMMER and some NUN CHUCKS ... his face said fuck me but his name tag said AKARAK

he jumped down from the rain gutter where he was perched

a sexy woman still sitting in the rain gutter screeamed from above

DO IT BOY

akarak began spinning his nunchuks and used the hammer and began to attack moncia,, she didnt care bc she had seen him up there the whole time