A/N: TRIGGER WARNING: INCREDIBLE WRITING
TALEEEEEB I HAVE COME TO GIVE U UR VIDDLES vahb screeched like an owl that had stepped on a tack .. he was standing under taleebs window
VAHB shusan whispere yelled STICK TO THE SCRIPT! I DIDNT WRITE VIDDLES IS THAT EVEN A REAL WORD
itS A REAL WORD YOU BITCH
Vittle is an obsolete alternative to the word victual, which is defined as food prepared to be eaten. A piece of chicken that has been grilled and is ready to eat is an example of a vittle. | YourDictionary - definition of vittle
SEE I TOLD YOU
ugh fine but STICK TO MY WRITING ANYWAY
ok fine ugh
vahb read from the sharpie writing on his wrist:
TaLeeb... i love u... like bella loves edward,,, like romeo loves juliet,,,, like gatsby loves daisy,,, like trump loves carlita,,,, like cunthia loves fruit water,,,,,,,,,,
KEEP GOING shusan cried
PSSSSPPSPST.. vahn pssted. WHERE IS TALEEB SHE ISNT OPENING HER WINDOW
shusan thought... UHHH IDK JUST KEEP GOING K BABE
K
he continued:
I love u more than the stono rebellion on a hot summers day
im so stoned....
be the tom sawyer to my huckleberry finn....
rawr.. means i love u in dinosaur xD
........
he didnt notice a sudden figure approach him from behind
Hello there pretty boy..... the figure said... it was a woman with BLACK hair with RED STREAKS in it and a CAMP ROCK tshirt and a PINK SKIRT with FISHNET STOCKINGS and bright yellow JELLY BOOTS with a cute BUTTERFLY HAIRBAND and a GIANT AXE
w-w-w-w-w--who r u
i am.,,,,,,,,,,,,;,.,.,., deli lovatio
uh who
NEVERMIND THAT MAKE LOVE TO ME NOW
WAIT WHUT
*she takes off her camp rock shirt*
*he takes the 50 usb sticks out of his pockets*
*he removes his cargo shorts*
*she doesnt remove any of her undergarments its just too complicated*
*he puts his thingy into her you know what*
*they do it*
UNF
HNNNNG
shusan is still watching behind the dumpster
-IN THE COFFEE SHOP THAT VAHB IS STANDING OUTSIDE OF-
CUNTHIA is sharpening her LIMITED EDITION FLOWERY KATANA and muttering MENACING prose of CONQUEST and FATE......... her irises still a GLOWING RED and her employee uniform now SHREDDED to look like LINGERIE
she spotted VAHB in VIGOROUS INTERCOURSE with an UNKNOWN WOMAN
she readied her LIMITED EDITION FLOWERY KATANA and kicked the doors open
-AT PRINCE'S FUNERAL IN FRONT OF IN N OUT-
RN wore all white to cymbalize prince going to heaven
ristina happened to also be at in n out ordering a burger *CHEESEBURGER
YOU ARE READING
White Stuff INC.
HorrorAt the fabled Cool Beans Coffee Shop owned by the mysterious Vahb and his wife Taleeb, trouble begins to brew as outside sources begin to penetrate the safe haven they once knew, as journalists Edard and Aleppo struggle to get the inside scoop, as t...
