Ben: Wassup BITCHES?! Were back!
Switchy: Yes and Jeff will be hosting the show as a punishment...... For killing the camera man last time....
Jeff: We were going to kill him anyway!
Miss P: You owe us Jeffery....
Jeff: Come onnnnnn! I'm your friend right? Cut me some slack!
Ben: Shit fuck out of luck, should've chose your friend better!
EJ: Lazy ass....
LJ: You want some candy little girl?
Sally: Ewwwww! Get away from me creep! *Changes age to 18*
Toby: *Pokerface*
Clock: *Slaps Toby*
Jeff: Uhhhhhhhhhh! I don't wanna be here!
Slender: Just answer the goddam questions and get this over with child!
Jeff: Fine..... hallo121 asks everybody I guess: is it awkward during supper when you all eat? XD
Slender: Excellent question, it does get on my nerves sometimes that they make fun of what I eat....
EJ: Your a killer and you only eat salad.....
Sally: Says the guy that only eats organs! That's disgusting!
Switchy: Don't judge it until you try it!
LJ: You eat that stuff too?!
Switchy: Well, only the heart.... *Smirks at Ben*
Ben: That IS pretty gross.... But it sounds sexy coming from you......
Miss P: Please, try sitting next to a heated make out session and trying to ignore it while eating. *Glares at Ben*
Ben: Wut? Be glad I fixed that computer of yours yesterday!
Miss P: By clearing my desk off? Jeff could do a better job than you!
Jane: *Rolls eyes* Jeff eats like a pig!
Jeff: How do you know that?! You don't even live with us!
Jane: YOU Don't even live with them, dumb ass!
Jeff: Tusché, bitch. *Crosses arms*
LJ: I think it awkward enough to deal with that Toby guy, he ruins my appetite before I even sit down....
Toby: W-What's wrong with me?!
LJ: It's that sick cracking sound you do with your neck.... *Shivers*
Clock: What's wrong with that? I barely even notice it anymore. *Squeezes hand*
Ben: Is it really awkward? I don't notice.
Switchy: I understand LJ, your not alone.
Toby: *Craaccckkkkk*
LJ and Switchy: *Shivers*
Clock: He can't help it! Besides, I think it's his own unique way of cuteness!
The girls: Awww<3
Toby: *Blushes under his gear and looks away from camera*
Jeff: Ok ok! That's enough! Next question! ........ *Grins evilly* Here Masky, why don't you read this one.
Masky: Ok...... This one is from Wolflover08, she asks: #1. Why does Hoodie have a doll of Masky? and #2. Why was Hoodie 'Blushing'? Is Hoodie really a girl underneath?
Slender: Three questions for Hoodie?
Ben: That's no fair! Where's my fangirls? ..... or guys.....
*Awkward silence*
Masky: .... Jeff, why?
Hoody: *Offended by the question* First of all, that doll was a gift from Sally and I didn't want to be rude, so I took it...
Jeff *Coughs* Lies! *Coughs*
Hoody: *Glares at Jeff* Second of all, I was embarrassed, ok?! You try to explain why is there a plushy of your best friend under your pillow while broadcasting it on live tv! And No I'm not a girl.... Who told you that? Did Jeff pay or threaten you to ask that?
Switchy: Calm down Hoody, save that emotion when were back on the set.
Hoody: And you know what? Y-yes, I like Masky! He's my best friend, my closest friend I've ever had. Am I quiet? Yes. Do I have stronger feelings for him? Maybe... but i'm not afraid of being myself, thank you very much. *Storms off the stage*
Everybody: *Mouths hung open*
Masky: *Blushing Pokerface*
Jeff: That wasn't funny as I expected....
Switchy: Jerk! *Runs after Hoody*
Ben: Thanks a lot Jeff, now I'll probably won't get any tonight!
LJ: .....
Slender: ......
Sally: ....
Jeff: Wasn't my falt!
Miss P: Well, I guess that's all the questions, what do you guys want to do now?
Ben: My nights ruined! *Long Silence* ....... Wanna get high? *Holds out baggy*
Everybody: HELL YEAH!
Masky: Nah, ill stick with my pills....
Slender: Wait, where did you get that?
Ben: From your mum *Troll face* No, it's from my secret stash....
Slender: *Shrugs* Fine with me.
And they all lit a bunt and got hight off their asses, The End.
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