Jane: Hello you psychopaths!
Dark: Yes, hello sweets.
Switch: *Waves* Hey Kitten's. Don't worry, I'm not dead yet!
Jeff: Yeah... YET.
Switch: *Rolls eyes* Anyway... You might've noticed my rare updates and sudden disappearances.
Jeff: Yup, she's dying.
Switch: What? No. I-*Jeff quickly interrupts*
Jeff: She has the Black Plaque. Say goodbye to Switchblade. And hello to JEFF DA RAPA!
Toby: .... I herd Jeff The Raper.... e-e
Ben: 0.0 Jeff rapes people?
Jane: Of course he does! He probably already got Slenderman!!!
Dark: Um... we're kind of off topic here...
Slender: ... What is wrong with you children.
Jeff: I DON'T RAPE PEOPLE.
Ben: *gasps* Yes you do! HE'S DENYING IT! SWITCHY RUNNNN!
Clock: Well.... This is gettin weird fast.
EJ: ......
LJ: It changed to missing people, to Switch dying, and now to Jeff rapeing people...
Jeff: I DON'T RAPE.
Sally: o.e
Switch: -.- .... May I finish my update?!
Dark: You may.
Ben: *Growls* ...
Switch: Thank you Dark. Now, a message from our director of course:
•I've been busy moving and adapting to my new schedule. To some of you, this is no new news, which means you know what I'm going through right now.
To the other followers, I am grateful to have and to meet so many of you on Wattpad. I've became really close to a few people on here and have new friends all over the world ^.^
The fact on the matter is that, I'm not going anywhere. (-: There's just have been some delays and struggles in my life. I'm not going into any detail. Just because I don't update on a book or respond to your PM's, doesn't mean I quit Watty. Im not a quitter c: I'll get through this crisis with all of y'all.
•Identity Crisis is finally finished! I looked back at the beginning and I've noticed that I probably was the worst writer possible. I've changed a few things in the book and is currently editing the weird parts. Check back on it if you'd like :3
•I am working on two books at the moment:
-Black Tears, which is published and out already c:
-Then the second one is not released yet!
Hehe. I'll be posting what it is on my Twitter. I decided to actually complete this one fully before publishing it to the public.
Smart, eh?
I know. I'm a genius. JK cx
Just stick to this Q/A and you'll find out eventually.
Oh, and sorry about not answering any questions this time. I can't promise you anything!
Twitter meh? @DotsonSidney
Bye! ~Siddot
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