Switchy: Wassup readers and fans! The cast of Identity Crisis is here! The Creepypasta's!
Everybody: *Moans Boredly*
Clockwork: But sadly my Toby isn't here right now......
Jeff: Yeah, cuz MAYBE, he didn't want to be on this stupid show!
Slender: Shut up child! *Smacks Head*
Jeff: Owww!
Switchy: Yeah, Toby is sick right now and won't be accepting questions this week.
LJ: But we still can!
EJ: ...... Uh, what's wrong with Ben?
Ben: *Shaking violently in corner*
Sally: Hes going through some withdraw.....
Switchy: Ben? Do you wanna come over here and sit by me?
Ben: *Floats over to Switchy and lays in her lap*
Spike: Ohhhh! I'm gunna read the first question! This one came from, kitty0107: Ben And Jeff how do you feel being shipped together I think you two would make a cute couple and Ben there are rumors about you and zalgo dating oh and Jeff thanks a lot for killing me last week all I know is I'm stronger then you Jeff and I'm a 13 year old girl and Sally your so cute and do you want to play a game.
Jeff: *Squints eyes* Wut? You shipped us?
Masky: Omg! You guys WOULD make a cute couple!
Jeff: Wellll, I'm no homo for the last time! I like girls! Ok? Girls!
Hoody: *Gasps* Denial!
Ben: Uhhhhh, I don't go for wang...... Jeff is WAY taller than me too.
LJ: Does that mean your the girl in the relationship?
Jeff: Ok stop with the homo talk! I don't like Ben!
Ben: *Gasps* No Bromance?!
Sally: *Blushes* This is getting weird fast....
Ben: And the Zaglo thing, Wut? How is that even possible?! He's demented! Anyway, I HAVE a girlfriend. If I was gay, honestly, i'd probably go after Jeff.
Jeff: *Clears Throat* Ohhhh, I'm sorry! Did I kill you accidentally? You should be thankful to be killed by the most beautiful guy there is! *Justin Bieber hair flip* And guess what smarty pants, When I was 13, I already killed my family and lost my sanity! Girrlll, you don't know who your up against, so back up! Unless you want to Go To Sleep tonight...... AGAIN!
Sally: Oh please! She probably could beat you! She called me cute! *Derp* I'd love to play tea party! ...... You wanna play with us Jacky?
Both Jacks: *Hides in fear*
Slender: ........ Good luck with that, you'll need it.
Miss P: Yeah, those things are scary.... Next! Horror_girl1001, asks: Alright! Tell me this. 1# Switchy, Do you like your new look? :3 2# Masky, How much do you love CHEESECAKE? 3# Jeff, Why are you always a jerk? :/ 4# Sally, How old are you? And Why would you SMOKE? >:| 5# Ben, Can I borrow your hat? :D
Switchy: Why I LOVE it, even though Ben did it and now I'm a demon like him and I'm a killer an-
Jeff: Shut up! Gawd! Masky is more interesting than you!
Masky: You are a jerk. I love the new you Switchy, but you barely can't beat Cheesecake! I love it more than my eternal life and my mask combined!
Grinny: I tink tats called an obsession....
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