Friend & I: *out at a pub in NYC*
*cute English chap walks in*
*chum strikes up a convo with Friend all the while ignoring I*
I: *smiling but thinking-* Rude...
*chap walks off leaving Friend plastered with a smug smirk*
I: I'm invisible.
Friend: Don't take it so hard, maybe he's got a friend!
I: . . .*gobsmacked* Wow.
I: *realises she really has turned into Bucky Barnes and it's like - a horrible dream*
(Yes, if you are wondering this actually happened. I am winter without a soldier.)
