Dorkitos

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What all started with a friend, bag of crips and a MARVEL marathon...

Friend & I: *watching Avengers when we should be studying our lines*

Friend & I: *munching on Doritos*

*shot of a certain someone's ass appears on the screen*

Friend: *stupidly decides to divert attention and scrutinize the perfect orange triangle held in her hand before it is snatched and consumed by I*

Friend: You do realize we're eating Chris Evans right?

I: Yeah, he's even more delicious than I thought.

Friend: Honestly I thought he'd taste less cheesy.

l: 😒 Really?

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