When some calls me a Smart Ass:
"At least I'm not a fat ass/jack ass" (whichever one you prefer)
When someone calls me a nerd:
"Well according to Adam Sandler, Nerds are the best kissers!" (I don't even know...)
When someone says I'm fat:
"Well I don't think your twig of a body is much better"
When someone says a "yo mama so fat" joke in a mean way:
"My mama doesn't take up the whole Earth at least" (I don't know where these are coming from)
When someone says Llamas are stupid:
"FUCK YOU IN YOUR FUCKING SHITTY FACE" (putting emotion in this one)
When someone slaps my butt:
"DONT SLAP MY BLOODY ASS IF YOU DONT WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO SLAP YOUR BLOODY ASS!!!!!" (Yep...idk anymore)
When someone calls me stinky:
"Well at least I don't smell the slut coming off of you"
When someone says I have the ugly disease:
"Well then I must have caught it from you" (Thanks to GamerGirlMax for giving me that one!)
When someone butts into one of my conversations:
"This is take-shovel conversation,we don't need a hoe" (thanks to @Random_weirdo_girl12 for that one!)
And that's all for now,Cookies! See ya later!!!! BUH BYE AND BYMB!!!!!
Taylor
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A FANGIRL'S LIFE AND STUFF 2
RandomHEY COOKIES!!!!! This is a continuation of my randomness book, A fan girl's random thoughts...so go read that if you haven't yet! I hope you enjoy,Cookies! Warning: If you get headaches easily don't read because you will get a headache by how many...
