Masturbtion 101

Five

Michael's pov

I finished my "buisness" and walked back down stairs. Audrey was sitting across from Luke at the kitchen table. They were mumbling incoherently so I couldn't hear anything they were saying. When they saw me they immediately dropped the conversation. "Whatchu talking about?" I asked sitting beside Luke. "Lukes never masturbated before." Audrey said smirking. "Really? Wait you're being 100 percent serious right now." He nodded slightly, his face going bright red. "Ok," I said giggling, "You've never masterbated, it's not like every person I know has done it or anything." I said sarcastically. "Shut up Michael." Luke said, disoriented. "Do you just sit there akwardly if you have a boner?" Audrey asked. "Erm... I-I never had a boner before..." Luk trailed off. I couldn't take it anymore. I bent over laughing and tears threatened to spill from the corners of my eyes. "I hate you guys." Luke growled as he stormed out of my house. After we finished laughing at Luke I looked at Audrey from across the table. "Hey, can I ask you a question?" "Sure, shoot." She said fiddling with the strings on her sweatshirt. "I know you like Luke." I said smirking. "That's not a question." She said. "Do you like Luke?" I asked narrowing my eyes. She didn't say anything, instead she just stared at me. "No." She said blankly. "Oh really? It sure looked like it 20 minutes ago when you were making out in my front yard." I winked at her and she rolled her eyes. "I was not making out with him. He kissed me. I dont like him, I do not like Luke." She looked almost like she was trying to convince her self that she didn't like Luke, but I could tell she was lying. "Really now, prove it. Come on let's see." I didn't think she was going to do anything, but I'm almost always wrong. She stood up and walked over to me. She grabbed the collar of my shirt and smashed her lipes against mine. She pulled away and walked to my front door. "There, proof enough?" And with that, she was gone. Leaving me dazed and confused.
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The next day I walked over to Luke's house. I knocked on the door and Liz, happily, let me in. I trudged up the stairs to Luke's room and opened the door. He was lying on his stomach with his headphones in. I looked closer and his eyes were very bloodshot. It looked like he'd been crying all night and didn't get any sleep. "You ok?" I asked sitting on the edge of his bed. "Does it look like it?" He said sarcastically, taking his headphones out. "Come on, spill." I said, nudging his shoulder. "You'll think I'm stupid..." He trailed off. "And? I always think you're stupid. Have you seen half the shit you've done? Like just last week you-" He cut me off "Ok, I get it. I do stupid shit. Now do you want me to tell you or not?" I nodded eagerly and watched him talk. "When I kissed Audrey yesterday it didn't mean anything to me. But I though about it all last night and... and I think I love her." I just sat and stared at him. I could've told that story myself. Does he really think I'm that stupid? "Are you just gonna sit there or..." Luke said, snapping me out of my thoughts. "Really Hemmings? Really? You actually think I didn't know that? Wow!" I threw my hands up, "Ok, I'm not that smart, but I'm not stupid. I have common sense. " "But-" "But nothing. You're gonna get out of bed, walk your lazy ass over to Audrey's and tell her. I'm tired of watching you stare at her while she taunts you." I said, crossing my arms. "She doesn't 'taunt' me..." He said looking down. "Bullshit. Get up, and go." I pulled him out of bed and practically helped him walk over to Audrey's house. When we got there, I rung the doorbell and ran. "What the fu- hey Audrey!" Luke said looking behind him. I positioned myself under her bedroom window so I could hear them. "Hey... can I talk to you. Seriously." Luke said. God he's such and akward person. "I guess. Spit it out Captain Obvious." I silently laughed at the nickname. "Well, IthinkIreallylikeyouandIwanttoknowifyoudliketogooutwithme." Luke said under his breath, quickly. I mentally face palmed at his stupidity. "Wanna try that again." She said laughing. "I was wondering if uh... you would... um..." Luke said stuttering. "Luke, just fucking talk for god's sake. I'm not a damn mind reader. " She said scoffing impatiently. "Ok..." He said. I could practically hear the akwardness coming off of him.  "I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date with... Michael..." What.The.Fuck. What is wrong with him?! I'm gonna beat his ass. Before Audrey could say anything I jumped into her bedroom window. Luke jumped on the bed in fear and Audrey just looked at me. "Wow, Clifford. You really think that-" I held my hand out signaling her to shut up. "No. Stop. Luke is too much of a fucking pussy to do this himself, so I guess I will. Audrey, you're going on a date with Luke Saturday night. He'll pick you up at 8. Dress casually." And with that, I climbed back out her bedroom window and began to walk back to my house. I heard Luke panting, trying to, desperately, catch up to me. I stopped and turned around. "Nice word play Luke. You're gonna be the next fucking Shakespeare with that." "Michael, can we please not talk about this..." He said looking down. "What? Too embarrassed that your best friend had to ask-" He looked up, angrily. Tears were threatening to spill from his eyes. "Shut up." He said bluntly. "Why?" I asked laughing. "Because she said no ok?! There is that enough for you? I didn't even want to do this. You forced me you asshole. You embarrassed the hell out of me in front of the girl I'm too scared to admit I'm in love with. Are you happy now?" He said, the tears now freely rolling down his cheeks. "Um... Luke?" I said nervously. "What?" He spat. "Turn around..." "What-" He stopped talking and swallowed dramatically. "Luke..." Audrey said, playing with the ends of her sweatshirt. "No, I'm not going to sit here and listen to you reject me again." He started to turn around but she grabbed his wrist. She pressed her lips firmly against his and muttered. "I love you too..."

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Ok, I know I'm late dont kill me. But, for the next update will you please please please, get this chapter to 100 reads and 3 votes for the next chapter. Thank you! xx
ps: sorry this isn't long as usual but, I'll try and update quicker from now on.