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James Maslow: You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that's not what you had in mind.

Thief: Hey, look...

Elastigirl comes from behind and punches the thief on the face.

James Maslow: Elastigirl.

Poppy Kiouloglou: Mr. Incredible.

James Maslow: No, it's all right. I've got him.

Poppy Kiouloglou: Sure, you've got him. I just took him out for you.

James Maslow: Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.

Poppy Kiouloglou: A fact I exploited to do my job.

James Maslow: My job, you mean.

Poppy Kiouloglou: A simple thank you will suffice.

James Maslow: Thanks, but I don't need any help.

Poppy Kiouloglou: What happened to ''ladies first''?

James Maslow: Well, what happened to equal treatment?

Thief: Hey, look, the lady got me first.

Elastigirl, punches the thief again on the face.

Poppy Kiouloglou: Well, we could share, you know.

James Maslow: I work alone.

Poppy Kiouloglou: Well, I think you need to be more...flexible.

James Maslow: Are you doing anything later?

Poppy Kiouloglou: I have a previous engagement.

Elastigirl leaves.

James Maslow: (whistles)

James Maslow: (To the thief): Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.

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Frozone: Hey, Incredible!

James Maslow: Hey, Frozone!

Frozone: Shouldn't you be getting ready?

James Maslow: I still got time.

The crowd is screaming.

Woman: He's gonna jump!

Sunsweet jumps but the last minute, Mr. Incredible jumps, saves him but he breaks the building's glass.

Sansweet: I think you broke something.

James Maslow: With counseling, I think you'll come to forgive me.

Mr. Incredible hears something inside the wall. It was a bomb. It exploded and then...

James Maslow: Wait a minute.

James Maslow:  Bomb Voyage. (Coughing from the dust).

Voyage: Mr. Incredible! (French).

Incrediboy: And IncrediBoy!

Voyage: IncrediBoy?

Incrediboy: Hey, hey! Aren't you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots...

James Maslow: Go home, Buddy.

Incrediboy: What?

James Maslow: Now.

Voyage: Little oaf. (French).

Incrediboy: Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I've finally figured out who I am. I am your ward... IncrediBoy!

James Maslow: And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.

Incrediboy: This is because I don't have powers, isn't it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?

James Maslow: Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

Voyage: And your outfit is totally ridiculous! (French).

Incrediboy: Just give me one chance! I'll show you. I'll go get the police.

James Maslow: Buddy, don't!

Incrediboy: It'll only take a second, really.

James Maslow: No, stop! There's a bomb!

Incrediboy: Let go! You're wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!

James Maslow: Will you just...? I'm trying to help! Stop!

Incrediboy: Let go of my cape!




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