James and I in... The Incredibles

Scene 6

15 years Later:

Mrs. Hogenson: Denied? You're denying my claim? I don't understand. I have full coverage.

James Maslow:I'm sorry, Mrs. Hogenson, but our liability is spelled out in paragraph 17. It states clearly...

Mrs. Hogenson: I can't pay for this.

James Maslow: (phone rings) Excuse me. (answers phone) Claims, James Maslow.

Poppy Kiouloglou: I'm calling to celebrate a momentous occasion. We're now officially moved in.

James Maslow: Yeah, well, that's great, honey. In the last three years don't count because...

Poppy Kiouloglou: Because I finally unpacked the last box. Now, it's official. Ha, ha, ha. Why do we have so much junk?

James Maslow: Listen, honey, I've got a client.

Poppy Kiouloglou: Say no more. Go save the world one policy at a time, honey. Oh! I gotta go pick up the kids from school. See you tonight.

James Maslow: Bye, honey. Excuse me. Where were we?

Mrs.Hogenson: (sobbing) I'm on a fixed income, and if you can't help me, I don't know what I'll do. (blows nose loudly) (sobbing).

James Maslow: All right, listen closely. I'd like to help you, but I can't. I'd like to tell you to take a copy of your policy to Norma Wilcox on...(whispering) Norma Wilcox. W-l-L-C-O-X. On the third floor. But I can't. I also do not advise you to fill out and file a WS2475 form with our legal department on the second floor. I wouldn't expect someone to get back to you quickly to resolve the matter. I'd like to help, but there's nothing I can do.

Mrs.Hogenson: Oh, thank you, young man.

James Maslow: Shhh! (shouting) I'm sorry, ma'am! I know you're upset! (whispering) Pretend to be upset.

Mrs.Hogenson:(Sobbing).

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Mr. Huph: Maslow! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?!

James Maslow: Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers...

Mr. Huph: I don't wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage. Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black. Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call.

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