James and I in... The Incredibles

Scene 5

Mr. Incredible finally arrives to the church.

James Maslow: Is the night still young?

Frozone: You're very late.

James Maslow: How do I look? Good?

Mr. Incredible was ready to get in but he forgot to take of his mask.

Frozone: Oh, the mask! You still got the mask.

Mr. Incredible, cracks his neck and says...

James Maslow: Showtime.

He pushes the door gets in and stands by Elastigirl.

Priest: James Maslow, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

Poppy Kiouloglou: (Whispering to James): You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.

James Maslow: (Whispering to Poppy): It was playful banter.

Poppy Kiouloglou:(Whispering to James): Cutting it kinda close, don't you think?

James Maslow: (Whispering to Poppy):You need to be more... flexible.

Poppy Kiouloglou: I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. Incredible. You know that, don't you?

Priest: ...so long as you both shall live?

James Maslow: I do.

Priest: I pronounce this couple husband and wife.

Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl didn't lose time. They kissed each other and people were cheering and whistling.

When they pull back from the kiss...

Poppy Kiouloglou: As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.

James Maslow: Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?

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Announcer: In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filled suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court.

Sansweet's Lawyer: Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved. And the injury received from Mr. Incredible ''actions'', so quote, causes him daily pain.

James Maslow: Hey, I saved your life!

Sansweet: You didn't save my life! You ruined my death, that's what you did!

James Maslow: Listen...

James Maslow's Lawyer: My client has no further comment at this time.

Announcer: Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the train accident. Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.

President: It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.

Announcer: Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program. The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now? They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.