In the school where Dash goes...
Principal: I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Maslow.
Poppy Kiouloglou: What's this about? Has Ian done something wrong?
Bernie: He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
Ian: He says.
Bernie: Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
Poppy Kiouloglou: You saw him do this?
Bernie: Well...not really. No. Actually, not.
Poppy Kiouloglou: Oh, then how do you know it was him?
Bernie: I hid a camera. Yeah, and this time, I've got him. See? You see? You don't see it? He moves! Right there! Wait, wait! Right there! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know how he does it, but there's no tack before he moves and after he moves, there's a tack. Coincidence? I think not!
Principal: Bernie...
Bernie: Don't ''Bernie'' me. (screaming) This little rat is guilty!
Principal: You and your son can go now, Mrs. Maslow. I'm sorry for the trouble.
Bernie: You're letting him go again? He's guilty! You can see it on his smug little face. Guilty, I say, guilty!
Poppy Kiouloglou: Ian, this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office. We need to find a better outlet. A more...constructive outlet.
Ian: Maybe I could, if you'd let me go out for sports.
Poppy Kiouloglou: Honey, you know why we can't do that.
Ian: I promise I'll slow up. I'll only be the best by a tiny bit.
Poppy Kiouloglou: Ian Joseph Maslow, you are an incredibly competitive boy. And a bit of a showoff. The last thing you need is temptation.
Ian: You always say, ''Do your best.'' But you don't really mean it. Why can't I do the best that I can do?
Poppy Kiouloglou: Right now, honey, the world just wants us to fit in, and to fit in, we just gotta be like everybody else.
Ian: Dad always said our powers were nothing to be ashamed of. Our powers made us special.
Poppy Kiouloglou: Everyone's special, Ian.
Ian: Which is another way of saying no one is.
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In Violet's school...
Boy: Hey, Rydinger. Where you headed?
Girl: Hi, Tony.
Boy: Hey, Tony, can I carry your books?
Tony: That's kind of funny.
Boy 1: Hey, Tony, do you play football?
Boy 2: Tony, I thought we were gonna go swimming.
Samantha: He looked at me.
(Car horn honking)
Ian: Come on, Samantha! (Ian screams).
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James Maslow: (muttering) Darn kids. Sitting on the driveway...
James Maslow: Oh, great.
(unintelligible muttering)
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James and I in... The Incredibles
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