Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: (irritated) All your jokes are lame! I'd probably already know the answer! (Rolls eyes)
Person 1: Great! Is your refrigerator running?
Person 2: Yes! So I'd have to catch it now righ—
Person 1: Good, mine too. I'll see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow. (Walks away)
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A Joke Book
HumorYeah, I know what I did there, but did you? A book full of hilarious quotes, jokes, and other crap I find on the Internet. Updated today.