Aries: "Fuck! This isn't fair!"
Taurus: "I haven't lost my virginity yet!"
Gemini: Sleeps through it
Cancer: Won't stop screaming
Leo: "But I'm not superstar yet!"
Virgo: "Why is it happening today? My hair looks good today!"
Libra: Blogging as it happens
Scorpio: "Finally."
Sagittarius: "There's so much more stupid shit I wanted to do man."
Capricorn: Spending their last minutes eating.
Aquarius: "Haha bitches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now die. . . slowly, painfully.
Pisces: Can't even hear it going on because listening to music on maximum volume.
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The Signs on The Bus
In the back way too turn and loud as hell: Aries, Gemini, Leo
Actually trying to get some work done: Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius
Sleeping so heavily others think that they're dead: Pisces
Most likely eating and making a mess out of that place: Taurus, Cancer
The bus driver counting the minutes until the ride is fucking over: Libra, Aquarius, Scorpio
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Random Facts About The Zodiacs
Ngẫu nhiênLearn and wonder what your star sign says about you! ~~ Please bear with errors and deleted parts. I'm editing the book for better and accurate facts. Expect new facts about the zodiac signs.
