What the signs would say on a date

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Fire Signs:

Aries: What's your problem!

Sagittarius: You look great in that outfit too bad your butt is so big!

Leo: I've been told I'm irresistible!

Water Signs:

Cancer: Do you want to be the mother of my children?

Scorpio: I'll never forget this!

Pisces: Life is but a dream, let's dream together.

Air Signs:

Gemini: I never said that.

Aquarius: I'll be right back after I tell the owner off for mistreating the waitress.

Libra: Should I have the pasta or chicken? What do you think?

Earth Signs:

Capricorn: You're not going out like that?!

Taurus: You're not really taking me to a fast food joint?

Virgo: The music could be better. Let me whistle you a tune.

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