The Signs at a Party
The party starts when Gemini finally walks in. They took too long getting ready because they wanted to look good for Libra, who was already busy flirting with Sagittarius. The music was blasting and Capricorn was playing DJ. Cancer wanted to start dancing, but was too afraid that their Pisces crush would see. However, Aries didn't mind all that attention and tried to outshine Leo who was dancing, on the table . Virgo was starting to wonder why they even came, they waited all night for the attention of Taurus , who accidentally get locked in the bathroom. Aquarius was just glad they were already drunk because watching Scorpio try to get with everybody was even more hilarious...
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The Signs at the Beach
The sun in the sky shines as Libra tans and Aquarius burns. Leo is seen frolicking around showing off their body, but unfortunately no one notices. Virgo applies their fifth layer of sunblock while Taurus eats their third sandwich. Cancer is trying to scope out summer love and Pisces is on their tenth attempt of taking a sexy beach selfie. Sagittarius has decided to swim out and now can be seen by no one. Scorpio is trying to have sex on the beach, but unfortunately there are children around -bummer. Capricorn is being lame as hell and is trying to find gold on the beach with their metal detector. And of course the day ends with Aries and Gemini being arrested for public intoxication and lewd conduct. Oh lawd.
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The Signs at Disneyland
When they first arrive, Capricorn decides that since the cost of admission was so expensive they absolutely needed to go on every ride. Everyone agreed. Scorpio wanted to go on Pirates first, while Aries wanted to go on Space Mountain. But Aquarius decided that Splash Mountain was a good way to start. Leo was just mad that there was no big Lion King ride. Before Taurus went on any ride, they insisted on eating. Gemini was taking all kinds of pictures with the people dressed up as characters (they wanted a new profile pic do Facebook). Cancer refused to leave the gift shop without spending half of their life savings. Libra insisted on going back on Splash Mountain so they could be snapped in a more flattering picture. Sagittarius was spinning the Tea Cup so East that Virgo almost puked. Pisces made sure they got Mouse Ears with their name stitched in. How cute!
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Random Facts About The Zodiacs
De TodoLearn and wonder what your star sign says about you! ~~ Please bear with errors and deleted parts. I'm editing the book for better and accurate facts. Expect new facts about the zodiac signs.
