Text messages [lrh au]

two; mix-up

-LUKE-

Me; hello :))

Unknown number; hello??

Me; I was told to text you again.

Unknown number; I figured.

Me; why don't you want to talk to me??

Unknown number; because I don't even know your name, your age. I don't know anything about you except that you're gay.

Me; Well lets get to know one another :))

Unknown number; Ok... this is stupid, but go ahead.

Me; well... what do you want to know??

Unknown number; your name would be a good start.

Unknown number; well?

Me; Sorry, I'm scared that you'll spread my number.

Unknown number; I wouldn't, even though you somehow got mine.

Me; Promise?

Unknown number; promise.

Me; Luke Hemmings, hby?

Unknown number; wait what?

Unknown number; as in THE Luke Hemmings

Unknown number; the blonde quiff? the stunning blue eyes? the guitar god?

Me; I wouldn't go that far ahahahaha, but thanks, I didn't catch your name though.

Unknown number; Oh sorry.

Unknown number; it's Josh.

Me; what?

Josh; I don't understand?

Me; Me too

Josh; how?

Me; because my management told me you were a girl

Josh; I'm 100% boy.

Me; oh.

Josh; I'm sorry if it upsets you.

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hey guys, i havent had the best day lmao, i lost my food tech course work that goes towards my GCSE and one day i stg i will floor my teacher. and i have my french exam on friday, i have to speak 7 paragraphs in french and i think i'd rather gauge my eyes out ahhahaha, ok i apologise for the little life update, much love x