Text messages [lrh au]

five; fanboy

-LUKE-

Josh; hey

Me; oh so you do text first

Josh; har har har, very funny.

Me; I know, I should be a comedian

Josh; quit your band to be a comedian then

Me; no :-(

Josh; why??

Me; I love performing

Josh; don't you get scared?

Me; all the time

Josh; how? like you perform in front of people who likes your music and will applaud you with what ever you say.

Me; thats not true.

Josh; seriously, my cousin is a massive fan of you and your band and i make up loads of bullshit like for example, i made up a rumor about how you've been in jail for manslaughter once and she believed it.

Me; she didn't not.

Josh; she did.

Me; woah dude, thats so weird.

Josh; buttt

Me; but what?

Josh; last night, i checked out your music and to be honest, i am impressed hemmings

Me; we don't suck??

Josh; nope

Me; yay :-) maybe i should get you tickets to a show in/near your town

Josh; i wouldn't go that far, besides i've seen you live.

Me; what?

Me; you have?

Me; whEN WAS THIS?

Josh; ahahahahaha calm down and when you did your 'there's no place like home tour'

Me; wait what?

Me; you live in Australia.

Josh; yup.

Me; this is news to me.

Josh; and now, i'm quiet the fanboy of 5 seconds of summer.