2- Pedophile

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Lily.
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Text message:

Harry: Hi

Me: hi?

Harry: Why the ?

Me: I thought u wouldve blocked by now

Harry: No? Why?

Me: Bc?

Harry: ok?

Me: ...

Harry: Is it ok if we talk?

Me: IG

Harry: okie :)

Harry: so how r u ?

Me: good IG... Y do u want to txt me?

Harry: idk I just want to talk to someone who doesn't know me

Me: ... R u a pedo or something?

Harry: NO! IM REALLY NOT

Me: I don't believe u.

Harry: well damn

Me: yup

Harry: tell me about yourself. All ik is that ur name is Lily and ur a female

Me: no

Harry: why not?

Me: bc ur a pedophile

Harry: :((( I'm not tho

Me: that's exactly what a pedophile would say

Harry: grrr

Me: oh no! The man in the white van is angry!

Harry: ur just mad that I ain't got no slave for u

Me: well shit

Harry: yuppp

Me: fine, I'll tell u some facts... But u hav to tell me some first.

Harry: there's not much ab me

Me: anything can be something

Harry: okay... Umm I'm a dude, I'm 22, I travel a lot, and I like music

Me: that's all u could think of?

Harry: no

Me: okay

Harry: ur turn

Me: idk... I'm pretty sure ur a pedo

Harry: bitch

Me: that wasn't very nice

Harry: meh

Harry: fine, Im Sorry

Me: its okay.

Me: I'll give u five facts and then I gtg

Harry: why? :((

Me: I have stuff to do

Me: but I'm 18, I also love music, I love reading, and I've never travelled out of the country

Harry: huh

Me: ?

Harry: not a lot of info

Me: *shrug*

Me: u didnt give much either. But I gtg now

Harry: :( OK

Me: if its okay I'll text u later?

Harry: I'd like that a lot :)

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