BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo: The sacred fist of the Fanfic

Bo Bo Backstory

The sky was a dark burgundy this early morning in space-France, the smell of ice cream and broken chopsticks filled the air. All while a fearsome hero rested his mind and Afro.
Knock! Boom! Crash!
Screams and immense fear filled the watery streets of space-France, and then came a shriek different from the rest, it was loud, annoying, and sounded like weeaboo trash. It was none other than Zilgodza terrorizing the citizens of the TriState area with his incredible pelvic sorcery and morning breath. Flying cars of the future fell from the sky as drunk drivers crashed right into the big lizard while he practiced his DDR skills. People were dying left and right along with the robots trying to save them but nobody really cared or noticed until a dog got hurt. Then there was a massive rise of civil rights activists yelling about how dogs are people too. This further angered the scaly tower in the middle of the most urban epicenter around. Little did the giant know he had roused  a certain someone from his peaceful slumber.

It was none other than the great hair-hero BoBoBo. His glorious Fro partially cover by his Jump-Stars pajama hat gleamed with intensity to the extent that surpassed that of the beast. BoBoBo then made the first heavily intimate move and asked the beast to a nice candlelit dinner fallowed by video games and a pillow fort air guitar jam session. Surely an offer nobody could refuse but the blushing beast was persistent and swung a billboard at BoBoBo. Not being a total wussy BoBoBo took the bone shattering hit like a man. Catching himself in the air he unleashed a emotional assault yelling " That's it honey-bun, You're not invited to my birthday party." It devastated the beast but before BoBoBo could finish it off the beast erupted with a roar no normal man could comprehend, but BoBoBo understood it clearly. The beast had yelled, " this isn't even my final form."

BoBoBo jumped back several yards while the monster began to molt and transform. It shrunk down and took an almost human shape, aside from awesome anime spikes, skin that looked like armor, and weird color choices all over it. It pulled a golden AK-47 from his forehead proclaiming he was the ultimate life-form (or something I don't know). It flew with wings it didn't need to use bc it's one of those creatures that levitate for whatever reason, but BoBoBo was ready for whatever came at him, after all he did have breakfast, most important meal of the day. With a stomach full of sour milk and protein bars he was getting sick...... Of Zilgodza prime! BoBoBo was ready to finish the fight, he ripped off his PJ's revealing his sweet bod, and then ripped that off to reveal his normal outfit. He then proclaimed he was ready for battle by saying, "Hey monster I proclaim I'm ready for battle."

(Oh wait- um you're saying this is supposed to be backstory.... Well crap.... I guess we'll have to start over from the beginning. Wrong script guys my bad)