Open bottles, sniff;
smells good enough; beware orgies;
indulge your demons:
regret tearful bellyfuls.
Some tadpoles emerge from ponds
but alcohol bemused frogs
rarely escape from the lab.
THE MORNING AFTER
Well-wishers and great drinkers
mix the antidote.
(DRY JOKE -some dogs are hairless.)
Jack and Jill Uphill
without water drank too much
fell down as usual.
Old habits lead to much pain -
Vinegar and brown paper
homeopathic?