Chapter five - Have a holly jolly bus ride

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TG: dude i know your gone and all

TG: but this fucking kid and his mom got on

TG: he keeps peeking over the seat and looking behind me like

TG: it looks like he wants to play peek a boo or something

TG: i dont know what this kid wants but  yeah

TG: john hurry up and get back i am bored as shit

You set down your phone for a moment and give the kid a curious look.

He slinks back down in his seat and it just makes you wonder more. You tap his mother on the shoulder and ask her  what her kids problem is. She scoffs at you and turns back around in her seat, pulling out an Ipad and ignoring you. Well, so much for nice people. 

TG: okay so i gatherd some information

TG: the kids mom is a bitch

TG: and also her jacket is really soft like holy crap

EB: why were you even touching his mom?

TG: oh sweet man youre back 

TG: so whod you go shopping for hm 

TG: spill the beans bro

EB: dad, rose, you, jade, the usual.

TG: awh sweet man whatd you get me

EB: dave, that would spoil the surprise!

You're suddenly John and you look down at the large bag that you set on the floor beside your desk.

You didn't have much money, but you got what you thought they'd like. You got Dave some new DJ equipment. It wasn't as expensive as you thought it would be, but he needed it. When you went to visit him one summer, his looked all worn out. You thought he'd like it. As for Rose, you got her some customized knitting needles, and Jade got some seeds for her garden! You just bought Dad some shaving cream. You always ask him what he wants and he just points to a bottle of shaving cream or cake mix. You think he might have some fettish, you don't know. You turn your attention back to the chat with Dave.

TG: oh sweet man we get to stop in about ten minutes 

TG: i want to stretch my legs so bad

EB: dave it's only been like..

EB: five hours.

TG: five hours of sitting on my ass

EB: don't you do that every day?

TG: yeah but thats 24/7

TG: man if i get a break to stretch my legs

TG: ill take it

EB: dave that's longer than five hours

TG: but i dont ever get a chance to stretch my legs

TG: too busy being a lazy ass

EB: wow

TG: sorry man but its the truth

TG: anyways man the bus is stopping and im gonna hop off and see if they have any grub

TG: i managed to eat all of my poptarts

EB: dave you're going to get fat.

TG: are you saying you wouldnt like me if i was fat

EB: no of course not!

TG: good

TG: anyways im gonna go take a piss and

TG: itll be awkward if i text you while peeing

TG: piss texting

EB: yeah just imagining you taking a piss while talking to me would be weird.

EB: you go do that i'll be here.

TG: ight man brb

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