Main dude: "I am the Alpha. I don't want a mate! I want Frick frack with skanks!"
New chick who just moved to town: *accidentally bumps into alpha in school hall*
Alpha Dude: She is my mate! She is perfect! Too bad I just want fric frack from skanks. I must bully her to show her I don't like her.
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NERD!"
New chick: "What did I do to him?"
Alpha Dudes sister walks up to new chick as alpha leaves: "He's PMSing"
*INSTANT FRIENDSHIP*
Dude hooks up with random girls every day and torments the new girl.
Random dude talks to new girl.
Alpha dude: "STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!! SHE IS MINE!!!!"
*punches dude*
New girl: I am so ugly he doesn't want anyone to talk to me *cry cry sob sob*
Alpha dude breaks up with on again STD carrying skank.
*Asks new girl out*
Whole school: "he loves you because he only goes out with whores"
Alpha dude: "I'm a wolf, you're my mate"
Chick: "I'm your mate and you bullied me?!"
Dude: "I did it because I love you and didn't want you to get hurt"
Chick: "okay lol! I love you too!!! Let's watch a movie!"
THE END
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