Dude: "I like doing the do"
Girl: "I also like to do they do"
Dude: "hey let's do the do together"
Girl: "that is the dumbest idea ever"
*ten seconds later*
Girl: "yes let's do the do together"
Boy: "we have to promise not to have feelings for each other"
Girl: "okay!"
*frick frack here*
*frick frack there*
*frick frack every where*
Girl: *says I love you accidentally after having the sex*
Boy: *Gets mad and leave*
Girl: *crys and calls herself stupid*
*****next day at school*****
Boy: *has arms around school skank*
(even though the main character is a sex addict, she is not the school skank?????)
Girl: *Gets jealous*
*cry yell cry yell*
*fights school skank*
Boy: *realizes he likes girl*
*dramatic scene about him confessing his feelings*
Girl: "I love you"
Boy: "I love you"
THE END
*Epilogue*
*They're in bed five years later and they hear their young sons foot step running up the hall*
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