I haven't updated this in a while. My apologies.
Let's just talk about the worst and most complicated part of this whole debacle we call girls.
The Friendzone. Sure, let's just capitalize it. It's that important.
Why does it happen? Do they mean to torture us? Is there some secret information that all girls know? Wait, no, scratch that, if there was a secret information that all girls knew, lesbians would have leaked it. Scratch that idea.
Why exactly do girls do this, though? I can't answer this question. This is most probably one of the largest reasons I believe that girls are the most confusing things on the planet. Forget the whole galaxy that can't be explored, forget the ocean that can't be explored either. We need to get down to the question -- why are girls Friendzoning guys?
Is it because girls are so cruel in this sort of way that they torture the guys (and the girls. Not excluding the girls, it's just easier to say one word, which is guys,) by not returning the love that they believe they deserve when liking this girl?
Please, dear lord, take Annie for example. Annie and I hang around a bunch. She always says my name, and wow, I love the way she says it. Bubbly or not, it's just wonderful. There could be a million people to say my name but she would --
Okay, wait, I'm getting off topic.
Annie. Right. We hang around a lot, we do all of these things together, she sends all of these signals that I swear are flirtatious signals...but no. But...no!
Of course not! She's just my friend! She only likes me as a friend! How funny! Wow, she's such a joker.
I don't get any of that. Why do girls not like guys, yet want to find a guy like them? Can't they tell that what they were really looking for was right in front of them? Why like? Why not just them? Why not just me? If you're going to use like in a sentence when we're alone, it better be, "I really like you," not, "I want to find a guy like you."
It's all so confusing to me. The Friendzone. It's probably confusing to a bunch of other people, as well.
I just don't get it. Are the guys not their type? Is there some sort of quality in them that they just don't appreciate? What's the deal?
Not trying to sound like a douchebag, seriously. I just don't see why girls have to Friendzone guys all the goddamn time.
Not all girls do it, trust me. Maybe it's just my spite talking because I'm frustrated at my situation with Annie (and definitely a few other girls) but I think I speak the truth.
It's all just so frustrating and confusing. Even more confusing than rocket science.
Why, oh my god, why are girls so confusing?
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Why Are Girls So Confusing?
القصة القصيرة"I wish I could find a guy like you." "You're like a brother to me!" She giggled, and I thought it was the best thing in the world. She brushed her hand across my upper arm, and I thought, 'Wow. Does she like me?' Leaning in for the kiss, her eyes b...
