Abused, But Never Used

Ch 2: greetings leaders

"Why do you have so many piercings? Do you hate Your appearance dattebayo?" Naruto asked as he saw pain for the first time.

"Naruto there's no way that he can hate himself with looks like that and stunning purple spinning eyes like those. I can't believe i'm saying this but i found some eyes hotter than the sharingan!" Sakura squealed still a bit in her fangirl craze.

"Kisame. What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On." Pain said his eyes twitching as the blonde started poking his leg and Sakura stared dreamily up at him.

"They want to join the akatsuki. Along with the guy reading porn and Itachi's kid brother. They're your headache now. You deal with them. I need a nap." Kisame said.

"Itachi has a brother un?" Deidara asked walking into the base Tobi at his side.

"Yeah. Wow there's a girl who doesn't know of teme's existance. Go figure!" Naruto cackled pointing a finger at deidara

"Well she's probably to infatuated with Itachi to look for an ulterior uchiha" Sakura giggled.

"Uh Naruto...Sakura..." Kakashi said unsure of how to have this talk with Naruto for like the third time. And Sakura for the second. First haku, then orochimaru, and now this guy? Are they trying to go transgender or something? It's fine if they are but kakashi wished they would stop confusing little Naruto and sort of innocent Sakura.

Tobi froze. His sharingan eye went wide behind his mask. That voice...the appearance.... The familiarity. No it couldn't possibly be Kakashi. Kakashi would never go to the dark side. Kakashi was to loyal to the village. His heart skipped a beat. His breath picked up slightly. He hadn't felt these butterflies in his stomach since he was twelve. Yup. That guy reading porn is definantly kakashi.

Tobi burst into a fit of giggles. He attempted to stop his laughter and keep his persona up but it was just so hard. His past memories were hitting him and rapidly resurfacing. Especially the sharp contrasts he could see in Kakashi. For example he was taller, his hair had actually managed to defy gravity even more than it used to and he was reading porn. The great and oh so powerful kakashi hatake was reading porn.

"Tobi what are you laughing at un?" Deidara asked completely utterly annoyed with his teammate. That grandma needed to be blown up but noo tobi just had to be a pest as usual.

"Bakashi is reading porn!" He gasped out. Obito mentally froze as he saw the tense in Kakashi's shoulders. He shouldn't have said that. He shouldn't have used the nickname. crap! He's on to him.

"What did you just say?" Kakashi asked turning to the form of tobi as he looked up from his book. His one visible eye was slightly widened and he looked shocked. It had been a while since anyone had ever called him that. Not since his genin/chunin/first day jounin days. not since obito.

"Tobi whats wrong with you un?" Deidara asked scrunching his eye brows together totally confused by his teammates actions.

"He's reading porn!" Tobi repeated pointing at kakashi who merely blinked. Was he hearing things now. Kakashi didn't think he had gotten that old but he could have sworn the guy had called him bakashi. No he was just getting his hopes up. It was probably just the mask color.

"Tobi is a good boy! Hey pain! Who's the new guy! And whats with the tykes!?!" Tobi asked mentally sighing in relief. That was close. Kakashi almost outed him. In more ways than one.

"Are we there yet?" Sasuke asked as he held his brothers arm sleeve with a glare.

"Yes little brother we're here. Now will you please be quiet and let go!" Itachi said as he tugged his sleeve away from his brother. Itachi was greatly annoyed. Sasuke had told him virtually nothing at all to why he would want to join the akatsuki. It was most annoying. He had almost forgotten how annoying his baby brother could be.