{ Ok, first Ask up is: How and when did you get your hat, Bill? }
Bill: *Twirls his cane around* Kid, I bet you would never believe me, if I ever told you.
Me: *Raises an eyebrow* Awwwww, come on Bill! But I'm really going to Bill-ieve in you!
Bill: *Glares at me* Are you really sure you would? I mean it could be a bit hard to take it in...
Me: Totally! Absolutely! I'm really going too! You can count on it!!
Bill: Well.....*Floats closer to my ear to whisper*....It's made out of human flesh....
Me: *Turns head slowly and stares at him* .......wait....
Bill: Here it comes~...
Me: *Screams at the top of my lungs* IT'S MADE OUT OF HUMAN FLESH!?!?
Bill: It's also made out of the dead humans flesh, as well...
Me: *Grabs him and begins to shake him violently* THAT'S EVEN WORSE!?!?! HOW CAN YOU EVEN KEEP A HAT LIKE THAT?????
Bill: *Tries to speak* S-STOP. SH-HAKING. ME-E. FIR-RST!! A-A-AGGGGHHHHH!!!
Me: *Stops shaking him* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! WHEN AND HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IT ANYWAYS!?!?!?!?
Bill: *Stares at me* I made it myself, for you to know! Also, what do you expect out of a Dream Demon!? I'm a Demon!!! I killed human mortals!!!! What were you even thinking it was made out of anyways?!?!
Me: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GOING TOO BE A NORMAL TOP HAT, BUT NOOOOOOOOOO!! IT HAD TO BE MADE OUT OF FRICKIN' HUMAN FLESH!?!?!
Bill: *Going to be dead soon* Just please let go of me....your screaming is defending me....
Me: *Rolls eyes* Alrighty then.....*Places Bill on his legs, but he flops to the floor*
Bill: Ugh.....I can't feel my body....hahaha.....this feels really weird...
Me: Well, that went better then expected...
{ Anyways! Hope you guys enjoyed it! And I'll see y'all on the flip side~! }
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Gravity Falls "Random asks & dares"
RandomHave you ever wondered what could happen if you ask Bill Cipher a random question? Well, he's right here and ready to answer anything you throw at him! *Throws a fry pan into Bill* Bill: WOAH THERE!! *The fry pan goes through him, Bill turns around...
