{ Hey! This time it's a dare, finally done it!! So the dare is: Bill to wear a rainbow hat and bow tie! }
Bill: *Looks at the dare terrified*.....uh...how about no...
Dipper: *Comes out of nowhere* What in the world? Where am I??
Bill: *Turns around* PINE TREE!?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?!?!
Mabel: *Comes out of nowhere besides Dipper* Huh? What am I doing here? Dipdop as well??
Dipper: Mabel? How did you get here??
Mabel: *Looks unsure* I don't have a clue, Dipping sauce???
Bill: WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE!?! EVEN SHOOTING STAR?!?!
Mabel and Dipper: *Looks at Bill* AHHHH!! BILL CIPHER!?!
Me: *Comes in* WOAH! How did you guys get here?!?......unless.....*looks at Bill* Did you teleport them here??
Bill: NO! I DID NOT AT ALL, DID YOU!?!?
Me: *Raises hands up innocently* Don't blame me! I didn't do it!!
Everyone: *Starts shouting at each other, before a voice interrupts them all*
?: Ahem!.....I was the one who teleported them two here...
Bill: *Looks to the side* Oh great, it's him again! What do you want now, Floppy disk!?
?: Bill....how many times have I told you, to stop calling me that nickname!!
Mabel: Um just to hold the phone here, but who are you?...
Dipper: Uh..yeah....it would also be nice if, I could see the person we're talking to.....just saying...
?: *Suddenly blue square appears before us all, looking kinda like Bill except, it had a black tie, a bowler hat, a pupil horizontally looking at us and of course, is colored blue* Excuse the annoying Dorito over there, but I am Tad Strange.
Bill: *Looks at Tad in anger* Oh will you shut your blabbering would ya! I am not a Dorito!! You Floppy!!!
Tad: Yes you are! You can't deny it, and please, stop calling me that name, brother!!....
Mabel and Dipper:........wait.....YOU'RE BROTHER'S!?!?!
Me: Well this is new...*Takes a seat on a crouch that appeared suddenly* I'm not going to judge how this even got here....
Bill: Ok! Enough with the screaming! Geez!! Is there ever a time when you don't scream out loud!?!
Tad: I think they would want to know how you're my brother, Bill.....also maybe tell them you're soon going to be wearing a rainbow top hat and bowtie~...
Me: Yeah Billy~ I thought you were going to do the dare?
Bill: *Crosses arms* You know what! I refuse to do this dare, OK!! I'm not going to do it!!! Also, STOP WITH THE NICKNAME BILLY!!!! I. Hate. It....
Mabel: *Puppy eyes* Please~! I wanna see!! It'll look adorable!!!
Bill: *Rolls eye* Shooting Star, I can't do this even though you make your puppy eyes, It won't work on me....
Mabel: *Intensify cuteness of eyes* Plweeeeeeesssseeeee!? For me~?
Dipper: *Raising an eyebrow* You know, she won't stop doing this until you do the dare, Bill....
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Gravity Falls "Random asks & dares"
RandomHave you ever wondered what could happen if you ask Bill Cipher a random question? Well, he's right here and ready to answer anything you throw at him! *Throws a fry pan into Bill* Bill: WOAH THERE!! *The fry pan goes through him, Bill turns around...
