{ The next Ask up is: Does Bill have a nickname? }
Me *Thinking about this* Actually....I'm not even sure I have a clue on this one?...hmmm, maybe Bill's nickname is Blipper? Or was it Bipper??......umm.....Ah Ha! I know! Maybe it's Billy!!
Bill: *Bill comes into the room* What?! Billy?? Pfft, that's a terrible nickname! Who's it for? I bet it's for someone who is not as fabulous as me~....
Me: *Turns around* Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.....Bill...
Bill: *Looks at me* What is it, kid?
Me: That's actually......the nickname I thought you may have had...
Bill: *He goes full on straight face with me* What?......you....you think that was my nickname??
Me: *Nods head* Uh huh.....is that problem?
Bill: No.....not at all....why?...
Me: *Suddenly I got a idea about this, and I begin to smile like a crazy person* Ohhhhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaaahhhhh~?.....
Bill: *Had already, read my mind and was starting to back away from me, pointing at me as well* Don't. You. Even. Dare......If you do I will-
Me: *Shoats it out* OH, BILLY~!!!
Bill: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WWHHHHHYYYYYY MMMEEEEE!?!?!?!
Me: *Rolling all over the floor* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!! BILLY!!! THAT WHAT I'M GOING TO CALL YOU NOW!!!!!
Bill: *Gives a death glare* I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NEVER CALL ME THAT NICKNAME!!!!
Me: *Crying tears of laughter* OH BILLY THE DORITO~! OH GOD!! I CAN'T BREATHE!!! I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Bill: *He trys to throw a fire ball at me, but I barley dodged it by rolling the other way*
STAY STILL!!! YOUR MOVING TOO MUCH!?!?
Me: *Still laughing* I CAN'T!!! THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS!!!!
10 hours later~...
Me: Hahaha....*sighs*....ok, I'm done now...
Bill: *Comes out of the Mindscape, with an relieved look* Took you long enough for not, continuing to laugh at me....now....*He then becomes red and turns into rage mood* I'M GOING TO BLAST YOU TO SMITHEREENS!!!
Me: *I gulp* Oh no....*Billy was now charging towards me with fire in his hands, but I simply took out a fry pan behind me, and it panned him in the face...*
Bill: WHAT THE!?! *He had flown straight into the pan, before sliding down and hitting face first to the floor again, buuuuuuttttt, this time he had been knocked out*.......uuuugggghhhhhh......
Me: *Getting up and pointing at him* YOU JUST GOT OWNED!! BY A HUMAN MORTAL-
Bill: *Shakily looks up* d-don't you.....say i-it!....
Me: Billy~......*I then crouch besides him* Hey, maybe note to yourself next time, don't underestimate a person with an fry pan XD....
Bill: *Slams his face back on the floor again* nooooooo.....why you....ugh, I hate this.....
Me: *Starts to think* Alsooooo.....now that I think about this.....your the one who started throwing fire balls at me, before you gone and rage quit into the Mindscape.....soooo, technically it's not really my fault since you gone into the fry pan.....I didn't even swing it to your face...
Bill: Ok now......I hate this even more...
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Gravity Falls "Random asks & dares"
RandomHave you ever wondered what could happen if you ask Bill Cipher a random question? Well, he's right here and ready to answer anything you throw at him! *Throws a fry pan into Bill* Bill: WOAH THERE!! *The fry pan goes through him, Bill turns around...
