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Jokes

On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you? About nine and three quarters.

What's the most unrealistic thing about the Harry Potter books? A ginger with two friends.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road? So you'll never know which side he's on.

What do you call a Hufflepuff with one brain cell? Gifted.

What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells? Pregnant.

How many Muggles does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It is the only thing they are good for.

How can you tell which Harry Potter movie you are watching?

Why was Harry Potter sent to the office? Because he was cursing in class!

Harry Potter How do you know if someone's a pureblood? Don't worry they'll let you know.

What did the comedian say to Harry Potter? Why so Sirius?

Why does Voldemort only use Twitter and not Facebook? Cause he only has followers, not friends

How many Hufflepuffs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? All of them.

Why does Sirius Black have so many girlfriends? Once you go
black you siriusly dont go back!

Why did Harry Potter cross the road? No reason, but someone will write fan fiction about it.

Why did Death Eaters cross the road? The Dark Lord ordered it.

How do Death Eaters freshen their breath? With Dementos.

What do you call a potterhead on a horse? Harry Trotter.

Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Cause your drop dead gorgeous.

If your boyfriend looks like Oliver Wood, he's probably a keeper.

Knock Knock Who's There? You Know! You Know Who? Exactly.

Knock, knock Who's there? Cornelius Cornelius who? Well, that's politics for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I thought Voldemort was ugly, But then I saw you.

Hermoine: I'm going to bed. Draco: Can I Slytherin?

Voldemort: Why so sirius? Sirius Black: Why so nosy?