Getting out of Washington

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           (Phoenix's P.O.V) 

                   Ok, I'm calling the paramedics again! I am calling them and getting us out of Washington. I don't care what you say Ross , I am calling a doctor for you and ordering tickets for the next train out of this state! This is getting rediculous, first Jin and Max get shoved intothe broom closet, then Adam and Barney turn into temporary living zombies, and then Sky got covered in squirrels and Barney got chased around the town by 260 squirrels and 3 moose, now you are turning into Barney AND Jin. I don't care how much you protest, I'm getting us out of here! 


                    "Hello, 9-1-1 how can I help you?"

                    "Yes, hello, my boyfriend is having a....... well I don't know what is happening to him."

                    "Can you please describe what exactly is happening to him ma'am."

                    "Aside from having a panic attack, he seems to be turning into two of our friends...."

                    "How so ma'am?"

                    "He is talking off and on like two of our friends and he is panicking."

                    "Is medical attention required?"

                    "Immediately, or as soon as possible, otherwise he will most likely loose his mind."

                    "Alright ma'am, an ambulance is being sent to your location and should arrive shortly."


                    Hold on for a few more minutes Ross, the paramedics are on their way!

                    I'll order those tickets, and get your bags packed.

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