Peace, Love, and A Whole Lotta Ross

Attack of the Killer Squirrels

(Phoenix's P.O.V.)

         "Phoenix.... I love you. I know you haven't known me for too long...but, I wanted to as you.... will you be my girlfriend?"

           " Ross are you kidding me? Of course I'll be your girlfriend!"

           And that's where the conversation took an abrupt pitstop, because Sky broke down the door covered in about 40 squirrels followed by 20 more squirrels and then Adam covered in at least 80 squirrels and another 20 squirrels after him. That's about 160 squirrels in a tiny room with 4 people. We couldn't see Sky at that moment but, Adam was standin in the doorway shaking his head and making a weird face.

           You know, most people would think that I was the one screaming, but oddly enough, Ross was up in the corner screaming like a 2 year old girl. To say this, I'm glad he was screaming, otherwise I don't think Barney would have come.

           Barney can in the room at just the right moment. When the squirrels saw Barney,  the all ran out of the room at about 20 miles per hour and started chasing Barney down the street. Another odd thing is that 3 meese (yes I said meese) joined in on the chase. We actually didn't see Barney for 2 weeks straight after that.

          So, yeah, I'm pretty sure that the animal shelter in that town had a hard time getting spaces for all of those squirrels. Also, I think I saw a few squirrels in the window of the pet store all week after we found Barney.

   

         And that's how we went from a romantic conversation to a 2 week squirrel chase.