Blazelight (Roronoa Zoro x Assassin Reader)

The Bounty Hunter

(Y/N) fell asleep in the hammock, dreaming about the time she almost got killed by the Vinsmoke brothers, except this time, she was winning. No matter what The Brothers pull out of their sleeves, She was able to defeat them nonetheless. Their father is going to be outraged after he finds out that his two sons weren't able to get rid of a girl who was at least three years younger than them.

"Take that... You... Pretty boys..." She mumbled in her sleep, while Nami was right next to her, giggling to herself. Apparently, (Y/N) was a deep sleeper, and She didn't wake up to Nami's giggling. She just continued to sleep talk her way to victory.

Meanwhile, Usopp was walking on the deck, bored. Sanji was making ice cream for the three girls, while Luffy was begging him for a taste.

The man on the boat had his arrow in his bow, aiming for the black-haired teenager who was walking around on the boat. Prey. Finally, after months of chasing them, he finally found them. The Straw Hats. He let go, and the arrow went whizzing over to its target.

Usopp found a piece of paper on the floor, and bent to pick it up.

The arrow missed, and hit the wall behind him.

The moment Usopp knew what was going on, he scanned the sea for the source, he found a small fishing boat, with a man in a black cloak with a bow and arrow aiming straight towards him. He squealed, and ran behind a wall.

"GUYS, WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!" Usopp screamed, and Zoro dropped his barbells, and Sanji came out of the kitchen. Nami came barging out of the storage room, a look of shock on her face. 'We're WHAT?' Nami screamed, and she dodged a bow and arrow narrowly, while Sanji hurried over to her, snatching her by the hand and running downstairs.

'Be careful Nami, I'll take care of this.' Sanji said before running over to the side of the ship to face the attacker.

Nobody was there.

Only a small fishing boat sitting on the horizon.

That was when Sanji felt something was wrong. His natural instinct told him to get the f**k out of there, and he did. The next nanosecond, a man with a black cloak came flying upwards with an arrow in hand, sticking it upwards. If Sanji didn't dodge, his face would've been sliced in half.

"WAS IT YOU WHO ATTACKED NAMI?" Sanji screamed, lashing a kick at the attacker. He dodged, while he swung an arrow at the chef. Sanji merely dodged, and continued to kick him as rapidly as a gatling gun. He was quick, and dodged all of his attacks with ease.

'Darn, he's good.' Sanji thought.

Luckily, Sanji had backup, and Zoro came charging at the attacker, three swords ready to cut him to pieces.

Although the attackers face was covered by his hood, he had a look that he knew Zoro all too well. He smirked, and didn't move, until Zoro's sword was only less than a foot away from the attacker, Sanji's foot also about to break his skull, inches to the left of Zoro's swords.

The attacker pulled out a katana from practically nowhere, and blocked Zoro's attack, while he kicked Sanji behind the knee, and kicking his feet back, making him land on his backside. He got up again, and charged at a bulls pace at him. Moments before Sanji caved his face in, the attacker swung his sword to the left, and Zoro went flying into Sanji. Both fighters fell to the floor, Zoro on Sanji's lap.

A/N: OKAY, WHAT AM I THINKING? THIS ISN'T A ZOSAN FANFIC FOR GODS SAKE.

"YOU BASTARD" Zoro screamed as he got up, swords ready to cut him into pieces.

He heard a scream behind him.

Zoro accidentally stabbed his sword into Sanji's head, right above the eye socket.