I H8 Jur mum...

SHNABBIT

DANG FLABBIT MILEY

I STUBBED MEH TOE

IT HURTS

TODAY WAS THE WORST DAY OF MEH LIFE (not really but eh) I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYONE LIKE I EVEN WENT TO THE LIBRARY DURING LUNCH

I HATE PEOPLE AND.....

JUR MUM

WOOOIII

Anyways on with meh story....

"Calum ju fat bench"
"luek vat do ju van now mon"
"Gimmeh taaaacoz"
"Luek jur gonna get fat like meh dog"
"I don cer"
"Vat ever heer es jur taacoz"
"Tanks bench"
"Chut up ju goat"

Wow how cum calcium es mad @ meh I cannnt beleeve it

"I love ju calcium" luek says than Mikul clifud cums out of his closet....

"CAKE ESNT REAL! I luv ju calcium n pissa taacoZ"
"mikul calum down" calcium says to mikul

"Calculator ja bench I em sorreh but I don like ven ju say stuff dat es like cake cuz ju know malum es alive"
After mikul said dat calcium vas mad cuz cashton es life so calcium says

"ASHTON ES MUY LUVER DOOOOD"

THEN luek cums en the convo mon

"Chull dooods"

JOSH DUN DUNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNN