poop en da corner

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Efter terapy luek n mikul wen 2 da hair place.

"Y r we heir mikul?"
"I releh van noo hair"
"Lik poop color?"
"Nonono luek lik gren or black"
"Oooooo bof!"
"Ja! Mon!"

So den mikul getz da kewl hair!

"Wow et loooooks cooooool dooooood! Tanks!" Mikul ses 2 da hair human.
"No problem" the human said.

Dey tok so weird mikul tot to hemself.

"OH EM GEE MIKUL" luek screemed while woking down da street en LA.
"Vat luek? Es ju oke?"
"jas I jus sa da Starbucks! Starbucks es life" luek sed
"Oh I tot ju were toking bout da poop en da corner!" Mikul sed laffing.
"I ned dat starbutts"
"I hav a butt"
"No mikul I wan starbutts not mikulbutts"
"Oke"

After dey got a star with a buck dey neesed a babysitter fo Luek's kangaroo so dey wen to calcium & asked if he cood.

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