I H8 Jur mum...

sorreh if ju h8 meh

Oke allo humans.

I lub ju but I h8 jur mum. Ay ay ay.

Odke 2day vas a good dai. Vut skool es almos over tank gud.

8 MORE DAYS MON! THEN 5 MORE YEARS. I CANNOT BELEEF ET.

Odke so after da mis.hap luek picked up mikul butt hes kangaroo vas gone! GONE! OH MY! VER ES ET?!???!??!

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Calcum...

Ate.....

His kangaroo.

So luek sed 2 calcum.

"Calcum! Vy did ju eat Juan meh kangaroo!"
"Mikul sed et vas oke!"
"No! Mikul es dumb vat do ju expect?"

Den.... ashtinoirweenie woked in.

"DON'T YELL AT MEH CALCUM LUEK"

"sorreh, ill jus go. C'mon mikul"
"Oke bye calcum tankz"

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Sorreh fo never updatin I em r00d

Bah benches lub ju......

But I h8 jur mum