Back from the dead! Guess who has ADHD? But enough with my life; have a chapter.
"Bart!" Milagro screamed, making Bart run up to her room.
"Are you okay?" Bart asked, concerned but only got a tackle in return.
"There's a spider in my room!" Milagro cried.
"A what?" Bart was very confused. There weren't many insects/animals in the future, so Bart was completely clueless.
"That!" Milagro pointed to the enormous spider on the wall. Bart paled before ushering Milagro downstairs, him following suit while pulling out his phone and dialling Jaime's number. Jaime picked up on the third ring.
"Hey her-man-oh!" Bart chuckled nervously.
"Bart? What's wrong, ese? You sound scared." Jaime's voice was full of concern.
"Me? Scared? Pfff no...."
"Bart..."
"There's a creepyeight legged thingy andits huge and its on Milagro's wall and..."
Jaime cut him off with a chuckle. "You mean a spider."
"Yes!" Bart had made his way to the kitchen and picked up a pan. "I've got a pan, can I hit it?"
"No! You'll break the wall!" Jaime shouted back immediately. "Just, put it on paper and take it outside." Jaime rubbed his face in annoyance.
"Okay." Bart nodded and picked up a piece of paper off the counter before making his way back to the room. He screamed.
"Bart?!" Jaime said.
"Its gone! ItsmovedIhavenoideawhereohmygodimgoingtodieeeeee....." Bart rambled.
"Bart, Bart. Calm down! I'm home." Jaime hung up, opened his front door and walked up the stairs to find Bart crouched on top of Milagro's small wardrobe, holding the pan in a defensive position. Jaime could hear the TV playing downstairs, so he assumed that's where Milagro was.
"Bart." Jaime dropped the bag he was holding and opened his arms in a gesture for a hug.
Bart's head snapped up and he dropped the pan, letting it crash and he sped over to his boyfriend.
"Why do you have such moded creatures?!" Bart whined, clinging to Jaime in terror. Jaime laughed and rolled his eyes.
What is the Impulse complaining about now, Jaime Reyes?
Spiders, scarab. He's scared of a spider.
Ahhh, the arachnid family. Some of these are actually quite deadly and I suggest you blow the room up so you don't face the consequences.
I'm not blowing up Milagro's room!
Why not, Jaime Reyes? Blowing up the room will decrease your chances of being bitten by at least 82%.
Oh dios mio...
"Jaime!" Bart screamed, pulled away from Jaime before using him as a shield.
"Hmm?" Jaime looked around and saw the spider in the corner of the ceiling. Chuckling and making sure Milagro was downstairs, Jaime pulled out his plasma cannon and shot the corner, only vaporising the spider in the process.
"There. Its gone." Jaime kissed the top of Bart's head. "You were scared."
Bart pouted. "Moded. There's no spiders in the future, her-man-oh."
"Now there's none here either."
Bart breathed a sigh of relief. Bart pulled Jaime to a hug, leaning into his chest. It was a peaceful moment until they heard an evil cackle. The two boys shot up to see Milagro with a camera.
"Number 3!" She laughed before running off. Bart raised a questioning eyebrow as Jaime stomped after his sister.
"Milagro!"
