Aries: the groom, punches Libra for looking at Cancer the wrong way
Taurus: a relative; eats half of the wedding cake when no one is looking
Gemini: one of the obnoxious friends Cancer insisted on inviting, dancing barefoot with a glass of champagne and does not notice it is slowly spilling
Cancer: the bride; begs Aries to stop fighting! "I DON'T WANT TO GET MARRIED IN JAIL!"
Leo: the cool aunt; is super drunk and kissing every guy present
Virgo: one of the cousins; spends the rest of the night sitting alone at the table desiring Gemini's champagne
Libra: the best man, flirts with every girl there including Cancer
Sagittarius: the pastor, laughs throughout the entire wedding ceremony
Capricorn: the maid of honor, shakes her head at everything going on but is really proud of Cancer
Aquarius: some random person who just walked in the middle of everything. Like, seriously? Who the heck are you? You cannot just lurk in the corner of our wedding. Please, you're scaring the kids.
Pisces: the flower girl, desperately trying to catch the bouquet just because they wanna be loved
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