The Signs in the Yearbook

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Aries: Most likely to kill a teacher

Taurus: Most likely to marry food

Gemini: Most likely to fail school

Cancer: Most likely  to find love the soonest

Leo: Most likely to become an international celebrity

Virgo: Most likely to be on a reality TV show

Libra: Most likely to live far away

Scorpio: Most likely to get a job at McDonald's

Sagittarius: Most likely to become a hippie

Capricorn: Most likely to own a pet shop

Aquarius: Most likely to be besties with Beyoncé

Pisces: Most likely to die with 666 cats

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