Your Typical Zodiac Signs

Zodiac Signs with their Children

Aries: "Aaah....yes... six months, the perfect age to start boxing classes

Taurus: *uses a baby-carrier for their teenage kid*

Gemini: "Listen, buddy. I don't care what you did at school. I'mma tell you about MY day."

Cancer: *rushes their child to the hospital just because of some stubbed toe*

Leo: is fully prepared to fight their child's bullies

Virgo: *pulls out calculus textbook* "Okay, story time!"

Libra: "Don't worry, I'm a cool mom!"

Scorpio: "Okay, a lullaby? Alright, bit*hes ain't sh*t and they ain't saying nothing... a hundred mother*uckas..."

Sagittarious: *newborn vomits on them* "What the??? I did not raise you like this."

Capricorn: "She's such a beautiful baby, right? Well, she is not as beautiful as me but we can't all be blessed."

Aquarius: *burns their kids homework* "You don't need this; It's all up to the system. Listen, there is a rebellion coming."

Pisces: *sees their baby sleeping* "Idiot, why can't that be me?"