I get really scared.
I run off, my big stack of pancakes flapping in my pants.
"THAT'S RIGHT, DONALD!! YOU AREN'T THAT STRONG OF A MAN!! IN FACT, YOU AREN'T EVEN A MAN AT ALL!! YOU ARE A LADY!!! A GIRL!! I REMEMBER, LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO RAPE ME!"
I thought about that for a minute... Maybe, perhaps, I AM a girl. Just a lady. Not a man.
I walk back over to her, and tell her I'm sorry.
"Melania... Oh Melania... You know, whenever you blow up like this at me, you always forgive me. Because I'm a billion dollar man. And you are just an immigrant. A stupid immigrant. HAHAHAH! SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR CALLING ME A GIRL!!"
She all of a sudden get's really emotional, and pulls out something a lot worse than a gun...
A knife..
THE BIGGEST KNIFE I HAVE EVER SEEN! BIGGER THAN HOW I DESCRIBE MY "PRIVATE PARTS"!!
She threatens to hurt me with it.
"I'LL HURT YOU AND YOUR SOGGY CHEETO EATING KIDS!!"
NO! HOW DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT THE KIDS??
"HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE KIDS, MELANIA?!"
"Because I am not who you think I am."
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Trump Goes Down In The DM
FanficDonald Trump is going down in the DM. This is really random. It's funny.. Yeah.
